April 23, 2003

sfbg.com

 

Extra

Andrea Nemerson's
alt.sex.column

Norman Solomon's
MediaBeat

Tom Tomorrow's
This Modern World

Jerry Dolezal
Cartoon

It's funny in Kansas
Joke of the day


News

Arts and Entertainment

Venue Guide

Tiger on beat
By Patrick Macias

Frequencies
By Josh Kun


Calendar

Submit your listing

Culture

Techsploitation
By Annalee Newitz

Without Reservations
By Paul Reidinger

Cheap Eats
By Dan Leone

Special Supplements

Lit

Noise

Bars & Clubs

 

Our Masthead

Editorial Staff

Business Staff

Jobs & Internships


PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD | PERSONALS | MOVIE CLOCK | REP CLOCK | SEARCH

Moon Signs
By Sally Cragin


Next April when the poplar leaves are about the size of a squirrel's ear, we'll plant corn when the signs are in the feet; otherwise the corn will just shank and hang down.

– Charles Frazier, Cold Mountain

This week Mercury retrogrades in Taurus, so you'll want to be very careful about communication, purchasing appliances and jewelry, and gardening after April 26. Go ahead and plant that corn if the poplar leaves are saying yes. Just make sure it's not popcorn.

Wednesday, April 23 Last quarter moon in Aquarius. Look at your calendar. Today should mark a turning point for events that got really heavy around tax day. Are you feeling relieved? Aquarians, Mars is on your side until mid-June – big decisions are coming up. Get good counseling today. Libras, it's a good day to identify areas of bias.

Thursday, April 24 Waning moon in Aquarius; Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day. It's an excellent day for communicating with faraway friends or using new technology, especially some program that's been sitting around. Aquarians, you need to stay on the move, but it's a great day to speak to a group. Leos, all the forward momentum you've had in the past few months will turn into a gentle glide. Today is excellent for revamping expectations. VOC 10:19 p.m. to 7:02 a.m.

Friday, April 25 Waning moon in Pisces. See the quote? Pisces rules the feet. It's the last sign in the zodiac. Aries rules the head. Yes, it's a day for you to discover that what seemed like difficult or vague information is actually quite easily comprehended. Pisces, it's a home-improvement weekend; start now. Geminis, it's a "be anywhere but home" weekend. Make your plans. VOC until 7:02 a.m.

Saturday, April 26 Waning moon in Pisces; Mercury retrograde (until May 20). The truth will come out. In a roundabout way. Pisces, you may want to cozy up to loved ones – romance is yours if you want it. (Yes, unattached fishies can make more-intense-than-usual eye contact with the barrista.) Cancers, keep it light. Practice your soothing tone.

Sunday, April 27 Waning moon in Pisces. An all-day void-of-course makes life interesting, especially if you're traveling somewhere, buying shoes, or "meeting up" with someone new. Bring a map; wear a watch. Pisces, relaxation is what you need – don't get "guilted" into activities you don't care for. Virgos, you may feel it's always darkest before the dawn (or doing the laundry). VOC 9:18 p.m. to 5:54 p.m.

Monday, April 28 Waning moon in Aries. It's a day about fresh starts (using the same old material). Fire signs, demand attention and affection. Whims could strike the fire-sign folks, especially Aries – you'll have fun with this moon. Lady rams: make more of an effort with your wardrobe in the next few days. Libras, let others make the first move. Hanging back is safer. Aquarians (especially folks born in January), is money burning a hole in your pocket? Why?

Tuesday, April 29 Waning moon in Aries. We're close to the new moon, so everything seems a little bit dire. Don't make rash pronouncements about how "it's always like this." Aries, you can buck up the rest of us, but get enough attention for yourself (even if flirting gets crazy). Cancers, are you intolerant of others? Can you recognize that about yourself? Things perk up after the new moon on Thursday. Geminis and Aquarians, it's a great day for joining a new group or getting in touch with someone in a group you want to join.


  KEY TO SALLY CRAGIN’S MOON SIGNS
This horoscope uses the passage of the moon as much as the sun to provide a forecast, and thus it’s applicable to everyone. However, the specific signs mentioned in each day’s forecast are receiving special attention from the universe. Each week all 12 signs will be mentioned, usually more than once.

When the moon is in your sun sign, you are beginning a new 28-day cycle. During that period expect really wide emotional swings. When the moon is opposite your sun sign, expect difficulties with your preferred gender, authority figures, and your better angel. When the moon is in Aries, it opposes Libra. Other oppositions are Taurus-Scorpio, Gemini-Sagittarius, Cancer-Capricorn, Leo-Aquarius, and Virgo-Pisces. The moon takes about two and a half days to cruise through a sign.

Still with me? Finally, as the moon changes sign, it will sometimes become “void of course.” This means it ceases to make major angles to planets. Consider this a null time, and try to avoid business decisions until this period is over. If you’ve got to make a move, stay skeptical. But it’s terrific for making art. All void-of-course times are pacific daylight. Visit www.moonsigns.net for more information. .