April 16, 2003

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Employment
Indoor/Outdoor
Marketplace
Real Estate for Sale
Rentals
Musician's Exchange/Rhythm
Body and Soul
Auto /Transportation

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Email Classifieds
Guardian Expanded Rentals Search

Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
'98 BMW M3 - 4Dr Sedan, Silver w/black leather interior, power seats, sunroof, loaded, 6 CD changer, 65K, very clean. Must sell. $24,300. (650) 465-2499.
'01 Honda Civic EX - Silver, Auto., 2 Dr, Aut. Lcks / Win / Mir, A/C, Sun Rf, CD, Spoilr, Bdr Kit, 17", 30K MIL. $13,995.00-obo, (415) 722-6806.

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Service Station
B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.

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Body & Soul
Acupressure
On Hon Beauty Health Center Chinese traditional body Acupressure treatment, full body acupressure $35 per hour, foot Reflexology $25 per hour for appointment call 415-397-2398 located at 638 Broadway SF

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Astrology
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.

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Classes
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/Six classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.

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Certified Massage Therapy
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. CMT, License #337784. (415) 954-3632.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com.
Open House
Dermalogica Skin Care/Body Therapy Center. Tea served/samples. Wed. 11-3 p.m. 30 Monterey 2nd fl. (415) 469-0577

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Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs. experience.
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187
JOY Healing Arts. Therapeutic Integrated Massage: Swedish - Shiatsu - Thai - Deep Tissue - Cranial Sacral. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street), no walk-ins please. 415-552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com. License# 000512.
East Meets West
Deep Tissue and Tui Na massage. Incall/outcall. CMT. 10 years exp.Call David @ (415) 310-6510
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677.
REJUVENATE
Swedish - Deep Tissue - Energy Rebalancing. Incall Presidio. Adam @ (415) 613-1699
Feel Your Breath, Feel Your Body ...Again
Experience Juan's Healing Touch Swedish, Deep Tissue, Aroma-therapy, Guided Meditation, Holistic Healing. Call for Special Offers. (415) 290-5575 juanw@sbcglobal.net
Art of Touch Massage 7 years of experience National and International training. Outcall to hotel/'homes Studio appointments available 8 am to 8 pm. www.artoftouchmassage.com Sandra Leiva (415) 577-1416 Gift certificates available

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Counseling
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
VIDA Recovery & Counseling Services
We offer a creative approach to Psychotherapy and Addiction Treatment. Services are confidential. Days, evenings, weekends. Sliding Scale. Call (415) 531-5686 or (415) 905-5797.
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.

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Dance
Tango at the Baobab Tango classes for the next generation. Sundays 3-4:30 at Bissap Baobab 2323 Mission. For info (415) 378-9752

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Dating Services
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com
Singles Wanted!
Table For Six Total Adventures has over 8000 diverse, friendly members in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To Meet Exciting Singles. Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.com
www.IMPACTDATE.com
Speed Dating in San Francisco. Meet Your Soul Mate or Have Ten Fun Dates at a Great New Place! Tue 4/22 Ages 30-45

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Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.

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Health
Advertise!
Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds today at (415) 255-7600.
GET HEALTHY & WEALTHY with Bob Barefoot's ORIGINAL CORAL CALCIUM as seen on TV at low distributor prices. Order TODAY at (888) 55-CORAL or www.libertyfit.com! (AAN CAN)

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Bodywork
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
exceptional massage 415-522-1909
True Healings
Holistic Massage by an earth kid with open purpose. Had an excellent teacher who taught me the value of healing without hurry. Experience includes 300 hrs. of Swedish Esalen. Dillon (415) 724-1266.
EXCEPTIONAL MASSAGE! Unique combo of deep tissue, acupreasure & energy work. for an appointment call Giovanni 415-522-1909 also see my display ad in this Body & Soul section

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Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.

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Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)

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Psychotherapy
Find Your Light In These Dark Times! Be Empowered To Transform Confusion Into Inner Peace. "You are a child of lightÉyour playing small does not serve the world". Psychotherapy, Expressive Arts and Art Therapy, Jungian Orientation Dreamwork. Rana Halprin, MA, MFT - 25 years experience in private practice and teaching internationally. Private Sessions, Easy SF Location - 1st Session Reduced Fee / Sliding Scales. (415) 721-5374 www.sanfranciscocounseling.com.

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Pilates
FIRST CLASS FREE! Tri-level Fitness is a therapeutic exercise class that targets the core muscles of your body in order to improve your strength, posture, and overall fitness. Call: (510)644-2066
Living Pilates
One-on-one Pilates training Cow Hollow. Intro $47/session (reg. $70). Cert. Instr. Traci 415.377.5807, livingpilates@hotmail.com.

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Psychics
THE LOVE DOCTOR
Powerful psychic - attract lovers. Resolve doubts - any questions. $1.30/min. **VISA** (403) 685-9551

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Religion/Spirituality
Need help planning your Big Fat Jewish Seder? Visit www.jholidays.org or call Jewish Community Information & Referral at (415) 777- 4545.

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Retreats
REJUVENATE!
3-day to 3-wk customized natural programs at our peaceful N. Idaho retreat. (208) 762-3126. www.fusionmedispa.com
BIG SUR RETREAT 4/25-4/28
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage. 1-888-424-0180, BigSurRetreats@cs.com SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com

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Sex Therapy

Gender/Sexuality/Sexual Pleasure Counseling 415-609-2661

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Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.
Not in the Mood?
Maybe you could use a little confidence in the bedroom. With Prelox Blue, you can enjoy the same sexual drive, responsiveness and stamina you had in your youth. Call 1-800-892-4356 for a 24/7 recorded message about this natural product. Costs less than $1/tab.

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Skin Care
Spring Cleaning just in time for summer! Vitamin
Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.

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Spas
MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.

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Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511

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Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808

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Wicca
Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation and custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird. (415) 485-3818.
Gay Men's Wiccan Coven now forming in San Francisco. Open. Ongoing. All Traditions. All levels of Experience. Contact sfgaycoven@hotmail.com

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Yoga/Meditation
Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com
Enter the Awakened Mind
It's free! Learn how to meditate. 5907 California @ 21st Ave. www.awakened.info M-Th at 6:30pm Open to all Sat noon - women, 1pm - gay community

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Bulletin Board

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

GAYSPERMBANK.COM

DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

SMART IS SEXY!

The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com

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Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $125 each way, taxes included. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com

NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.

Up to $500 Plus

FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available.

AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

Begins April 27th. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com.

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

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GOT MAJOR DEBT?

Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6

UCLA EATING DISORDER STUDY

If you have or ever had anorexia nervosa, you and your family members may be eligible for a research study on the genetics of eating disorders conducted by Dr. Michael Strober. Receive $150. Phone (310) 825-9822

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 33 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

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Sex, Pot, Rock & Roll To $6,680!

Cash Studies For All! Prvt: (415) 995-4901 MoneyUSA.Org
EROTIC ART Sacred Profanities Gallery 2729 San Pablo Avenue Berkeley, 510-849-4692 12-8PM, Th-Su

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

Be Someone's Miracle

Eggdonors $5.5K+, Surrogates $22K+
Donors ages 21-30 call (415) 455-4626, Surrogates ages 24-39 call (415) 485-1969 or jgorton@jgorton-rnjd.com www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net

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Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

Paid Volunteers

Volunteers wanted for nicotine research studies at UCSF/SFGH. Must be 18-70, in good physical/mental health & can be a smoker or non-smoker. Pays up to $250/day. Call 415-476-3555 or www.ucsf.edu/smoking.

HONDAS FROM $500

Police Impounds for SALE! For Listings, call (800) 319-3323 x 2788
DRUNK DRIVING?
First offender program. Market St. 3 months, 6 months & 12 hour. Multi-lingual-Friendly-Diverse-Discreet Days, Eves & Sat. BART & MUNI (415) 296-9900 www.ncadaba.com.

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

Sperm Bank Needs Donors

All Ethnic Groups. $60 Compensation. (415) 281-0741.

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GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

BOOTCAMPSF.COM

Outdoor Exercise. (415) 921-8537.

Landlord Issues?

Commercial/Residential Tenants call Dave Crow, Attorney at Law (415) 552-9060.
Have you bought a product from a retailer recently? Do you think you've been treated unfairly? Call for free consultation! Law Offices (800) 579-1933

BANKRUPTCIES CH 7 & 13

Free consultation for Bankruptcies including Chap 7 and payment plan for Chap. 13. Patrick McMahon, Attorney (415) 543-9338

FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT

The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers. This study combines medication and counseling treatment.
For more information call: (415) 476-7455
www.umich.edu/~niclab

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A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

Against the WAR?

www.PEACEFLAGS.org

peaceflags.org

Do you suffer from asthma and seasonal allergies?

You may be eligible to participate in a clinical research trial using currently marketed drugs. You must be over age 15, a nonsmoker, and be experiencing both asthma and allergic nasal symptoms at this time. If you qualify, research related doctor's visit, medication and testing will be provided at no cost. Compensation for time and travel will be paid to participants. For more information call Kathryn (415)788-4128.
FREE VIAGRA No prior prescriptions needed Delivered within 24 hrs. 888-307-9494
INSTANT ANSWERS
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www.payforhotsex.com

FREE FOOD

Fleischman Field Research is looking for people interested in signing up for paid marketing research focus groups. Topics include gourmet food taste tests, wine, beer, cars, movies and more. Share your opinions about products and services and receive $75-$100 for 1-2 hours of your time. Fun and no sales. Sign up online at www.ffrsf.com or call Pat at 415.398.4140 x 136. A Member of The Better Business Bureau www.ffrsf.com

SINGLES DANCES

www.thepartyhotline.com (415) 507-9962
Our HIV Researchers Are Looking to Deliver MORE with LESS - We are currently studying the safety and effectiveness of an investigational formulation of marketed HIV drugs when given in combination with other HIV drugs. If you are 18 years of age or older, are HIV positive and are not taking any anti-HIV drugs, you may qualify to participate. All study related office visits, medical exams, and study medications are provided at no cost to patients. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT: Stephen Becker, MD. of Pacific Horizon Medical Group at (415) 292-5477 ext. 480.

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

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NEED TO PASS A DRUG TEST?

Pass every time with Testclear.com

TOLL FREE (866) 837-8253

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Cleaning
B & G Janitorial Service
Offices, banks, stores, restaurants, medical bldgs, homes & apartments. Window & carpet cleaning, strip & wax floors, polish hardwood & marble floors. Pressure washing. All work supervised by owner. (415) 207-1192
Julieta's Janitorial Services
We clean houses, offices and more! We provide supplies. Experience, great references! Great customer service! Free estimates (415) 334-6542 or (415) 587-1367

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Financial Services
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate, notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310 (AAN CAN)
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate, notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)

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Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

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Misc. Services
Funky punky hair stylist seeks new cliental. Great rates! New to the city. Ask for Betty! 798 Haight St. or 415.626.6674
A Statewide Classified ($450 for 25-words) or Display ($1,350 for 4"x2.5") ad promoting your product or service in multiple newspapers in California. FREE information packages: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)
FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT. Now hiring Entry- professional levels $19-$72k/yr+ benefits/paid training. Apply now! For info on available positions 1-800-585-9024 ext. 4757. (CAL*SCAN)
GOVERNMENT JOBS - Wildlife and Postal. 48K+ per year. Full benefits. Paid training. No experience necessary. For application and exam call toll free 1-888-778-4266 x850. (CAL*SCAN)

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Furniture
Bed 2pc - PILLOWTOP orthopedic, matress set, unused w/warranty, in plastic. Cost $500. Sell $250. Can deliver $40. (510) 430-1660

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Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA

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Tickets/Entertainment
SF GIANT seat Sect 126, rw 17, seat 3 All 84 games. Will sell all at face value $30 each. email jenalex@covad.net or 415-254-6221

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Misc. Marketplace
FINANCIAL SECRETS OF the Super Wealthy! Ten Techniques that the Wealthy use everyday to increase their wealth. If you truly desire to achieve financial security--You must have this! 1-877-891-3260 $20 V/MC/DISC by Patrick LeMieux, author of Investment Basics. Free S/H. (CAL*SCAN)

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Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
$550 Weekly Salary mailing our sales brochure from home. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours) (AAN CAN)
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)

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Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.

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Workshops Seminars
MOVIE EXTRAS. $200-$600/day - all looks needed. No experience required. TV, music, videos, film, print. Call Digital Exposure @ 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)
Sugar Home Ceramics Ceramic Classes for Children-spring /summer. Classes now in session. $10 to drop in. These fun classes for kids are held in San Francisco on weekdays from 4-5:30 pm and Saturdays from 2-3:30pm. For more information call: 415.861.3851 Email:virtue vision @earthlink.net

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Community Forum
Love your COUNTRY but AGAINST THIS WAR?? Show both with a PEACE FLAG!! WWW.PEACEFLAGS.ORG

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Community Action Calendar
Thursday, April 17 Art of Spiritual Dreaming
Eckankar presents a free, three part, intensive workshop. Learn to unlock the code of your dream symbolism, and how to find spiritual guidance and wisdom. Thursday April 17th, April 24th, & May 8th. San Francisco Eckankar Center 1560 Noriega St #201 at 23rd Ave. 7:30PM to 9PM. More info: (415) 242-9412 or ecksanfrancisco1@yahoo.com
Tue. April 29th Non-Profit Media Day
3rd Annual event rescheduled and now on 4/29 at The Preservation Park, Oakland CA.
Ongoing Gay Artists and Writers Kollective
Gay Artists and Writers Kollective (GAWK) is a social group for people involved in music, writing, comedy, video and dj'ing. We are looking for space to hold events. For information call Jon Sugar at (415) 731-2424.
Whole Story on Whole Foods
Whole Foods is suppressing worker's efforts to gain an organized voice on the job...scare tactics, false informationand legal delays are the core practices Whole Foods uses to silence workers. Email Whole Foods at: rs@wholefoods.com or call 512-477-4455.. tell the company you support worker rights. Tell Whole Foods to live up to its core values. Go to www.wholeworkersunite.org or email contact_us@wholeworkersunite.org for more info.

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April 23, Wednesday Fight Your Traffic Ticket
San Francisco Superior Court Self Help Center is please to provide a class that teaches people how to prepare a defense to moving violations. The class is taught by experienced Traffic Attorneys, is informative, helpful and FREE TO THE PUBLIC. Come one and all and learn a better way to defend yourself in Court. Our next class will be on: April 23, 5:30pm. 850 Bryant Street Department A (2nd Floor). For more information you can call (415) 553-9456.
April 25, Friday The War at Home:
Organizing for Economic and Social Justice. And April 26, Saturday. Democratic Socialists of America sponsors an activist conference featuring various workshops such as: Health care for all: highlighting this basic human right th rough legislative and grass roots campaigns to win coverage and protect coverage; How campaigns for living wages and increases in the minimum wage can contribute to movement building, union organizing, and political power and more! Speakers include Dolores Huerta (co-founder UFW), Peter Phillips (Project Censored), Harold Meyerson (American Prospect/LA Weekly), Eliseo Medina (Executive VP, SEIU), Bob Wing (War Times), and more. For complete workshop info visit www.dsausa.org/lowwage
April 17, Thursday Against Shelter Evictions
Unite to Fight Against Shelter Evictions - Say No to Expulsions and Exclusions in SF Shelters. The Department of Human Services in San Francisco has hatched a plan to hijack the shelter system as part of their plan to set up Prop N (the cuts to assistance for the homeless initiative). They plan to force homeless county assistance recipients into the shelter and expel the non-assistance recipients who are immigrants, seniors, workers, and people with mental illnesses or other disabilities. All of this just to turn a profit. Come stand with POWER to say No Expulsions, and No Exclusions! We Demand Shelter for All! March, Rally, and Press Conference. Thursday April 17th, @ 4pm. Meet at the office of the Coalition on Homelessness 468 Turk St. @ Larkin
April 19, Saturday Easter Dinner Volunteers
Tenderloin Tessie Holiday Dinners. Volunteers are needed. Kitchen and Set up: Saturday April 19th, 4pm-7pm. Serving Easter Dinner: Sunday April 20th, 1pm-4pm. Clean up: Sunday April 20th, 3pm-6pm, Contact: Toby (415) 431-7221 or Tom Basch (415) 922-0422. For 30 years Tenderloin Tessie Holiday Dinners has fed the community of San Francisco on Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter. Tenderloin Tessie Holiday Dinners is an all-volunteer organization with every faction of the community we welcome, children, elderly, the homeless, the lonely, those with or without families and those less fortunate. Dinner will be served at: The First Unitarian Church. 1187 Franklin at Geary St, SF This Easter Sunday April 20th 1pm Ð 4pm.

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Announcements
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T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.
Michael Moore Agrees www. HesNotThePresident.com Read the Book $40 "Citizen Bush" (415) 921-0355
Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1200.00! Reach more than 15 million sophisticated, youthful and active readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call this paper for info. (AAN CAN)
*LAND AUCTION* 200 Properties must be sold! Low down/E-Z Financing. Free catalog. 800-536-9154. www.LANDAUCTION.COM (CAL*SCAN)
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)

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Personal Messages
Inmate seeking open & sincere correspondence to fill the void of my persistent loneliness. Please write: Charles Randolph #65107, POB 1989, Ely, Nevada 89301

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Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.

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Travel Services
Yankee Clipper Travel
1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
LATINDISCOUNTERS
LOWEST FARES TO EUROPE, MEXICO, CENTRAL AND SOUTHAMERICA FROM ANYWHERE IN US. CALL US OR BOOK ONLINE. WWW.LATINDISCOUNTERS.COM (415) 467-9130 OR 1-877-426-8676
STA TRAVEL
Its your trip, take it!! Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
Come To Hawaii
Discover hidden secrets of the Big Island, Choose a lovely affordable vacation rental home. www.hawaiiislandrentals.com (808)965-6299

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Ticket Planner! WE WILL BEAT ANY PRICE! Business Class 40 - 70% Off, International and Domestic Tickets. The Cheapest Way to Fly! Book Around the World for April/ May/ June/ July and August before it's too late! - $799 and up! 1095 Market Street, Ste. 410, SF, CA 94111. (415) 551-0000, Wknd: (415) 310-9267, ticketplanner@aol.com. CST2066939.
LATIN AMERICA - "We are ...Numero Uno to Latin America! Lowest Airfares to South America and Central America. Americas Travel - (415) 703-9955, 348 Hayes St., SF. www.americastravel.net CST - 2064111-40.
Door to Door Airport Transportation - Ride for $3 in 2003! Companions Ride for $3.00, Jan. 6 - Mar. 31. Just mention the promo to your driver! SF Residential promo only. 24hrs. a Day - Everyday. For Reservation Call: 415-558-8500 or online at: www.supershuttle.com. SUPER SHUTTLE TRANSPORTATION SYSTEMS. San Francisco.
Ole Travel. 800-559-5192

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Flying Dutchman Suntrips 1-800-225-5759
Fly with style and save! www.airticketmasters.com (800) 204-9693 We have over 70 million names stored in our database. You name it we go it! Inexpensive car rental rate.
H.I.S-Why pay more? Travel smart with H.I.S. (800) 573-6447 870 Market St. Suite 746, SF 94102
www.holidayadventure.com-Last minute specialist (800) 559-5513 or (415) 956-3900 email:sales@holidayadventuretravel.com 500 Sutter street, suite 211, San Francisco, CA 94102
Yankee Clipper Travel 1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
Joinus Travel Round the world from $1095. 1st/Biz 40-70% OFF www.joinustravel.com cst#2020645-40 415-292-9660
Air N'Travel. 10 days Bali. 415-292-1833.
Suntur
Hawaii and Mexico Packages!!!! Call for information- 415-956-9661 DON-EM TRAVEL CENTER 333 Pine Street Suite 200 San Francisco, Ca 94104 GOWOMBAT@aol.com cst#1015648-40
Cheap Airfare!-Please call us for details. (888) 287-8780 www.AVRTravel.com (415) 241-0805.
Its your trip, take it!! STA Travel Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
AIRFARES and ADVENTURE TRIPS - SMALL GROUP ADVENTURE TRIPS to South & Central America, Asia, Africa and the South Pacific. Eurail Passes issued on-the-spot. Adventure Travel Co. 595 Market Street, Ste. 143. San Francisco. 415.247.1800 or 800.467.4595. CST#2038366-40 www.atcadventures.com

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General Travel
Birding in Costa Rica All-Women Trip July 16-27th. Mixed Group July 2-13th. Sandra Pollack at journeyweavers@aol.com or (607) 277-1416

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Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824
MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS earn up to $500/day for television, CD/videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN)

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Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - (415) 546-4500

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Progressive Opportunities
Save our Forests. Campaign jobs with the Sierra Club. Save California's Wilderness! See our Display ad for details.

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Business Opportunities
$$ LEARN TO EARN $$
Around your schedule. Free booklet. Full training. Home-based business. www.happydays123.com (888) 625-9742
Great Internet Opportunity. Full time/part time. Check this url: www.goconsumer1st.com/jeanhaidar.htm or call (925) 691-9042
$2,000-$4,000 Weekly Potential. Home-based business. Free recorded message. 1-800-570-8905. (CAL*SCAN)
AAA VENDING ROUTE. 80 selling units. Prime locations. $9450 Invest. 25% down WAC. 800-396-9311. (CAL*SCAN)
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-998-VEND.
ATTENTION: MOTHERS & OTHERS. Working from any location. Earn up to $1500+ per mo. working PT. $5000+ per mo. working FT. Free booklet /full training. 1-877-888-2252 www.ForAGoodLife.com (CAL*SCAN)

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CAPPUCCINO ITALIAN COFFEE Company expanding. Distributors wanted. High-profit potential. Anyone can do this! Call 800-813-6625. (CAL*SCAN)
DATA ENTRY Great Pay. Flexible hours. Home Computer & Modem required. Free training. Medical Billers Network 1-800-382-4282 Ext. 34. (CAL*SCAN)
PROFESSIONAL VENDING ROUTE. Fin. avail. with $7,950 deposit. Coke/Lays/Mars/Water stocked. Professional Income. 1-877-843-8726. (CAL*SCAN) RESIDUAL INCOME give away a FREE NSF Check Recovery Service to merchants and make big income. 2 programs, investment required. 1-866-bounced ext.202. (CAL*SCAN)
RESIDUAL INCOME give away a FREE NSF Check Recovery Service to merchants and make big income. 2 programs, investment required. 1-866-bounced ext.202. (CAL*SCAN)
START A SUCCESSFUL Home Business that makes money in the first month! $5,000-$20,000 per month. 1-800-287-0905 two minute recorded message. (CAL*SCAN)
WE MADE $136,237.09 last month golfing, vacationing, working only when we wanted. We can positively teach you to do the same. Recession proof. Interested? 650-867-4351. (CAL*SCAN)

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Modeling / Casting Calls
Models
FEMALE MODELS
Petite Asian/Latina/Euro/Exotic. Fashion, bikini & lingerie photo shoot. All ages. Paid cash daily. No experience req. Call John for details at (415) 974-4398
Female Models Wanted. Lifecast - Bodycasting, Torso & Face. Alex Marshall. (650) 322-5812. www.lifecastings.com.
Models Search Females 18-30 Sexy, Slender for new reality show, national exposure call for appointment Tina 925-642-6457
Carnival SF 2003
Masqueraders wanted. Come play Jab Molassi (Molasses Devil) with Dance Kaiso. $10.00 band fee, lots of fun, no pay. Please contact dkaiso@earthlink.net or (415) 282-9620
Female Models
Female Glamour Models Wanted, 18-26 for pony-riding videos. Erotic only, no sex. $200 non-nude, $300 topless, $400 nude. No implants/ tattoos, etc. (415) 383-8099.

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Child Care Needed/Wanted
Childcare 15 yrs exp. Great Refer. Loving caring mom for busy family. Seek FT. Your home. 650-652-5974 lv msg. Maria

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General Employment
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See our display ad for more info).
PEACE NOW! Work toward a foreign policy based on human rights, nonproliferation and international cooperation. Multicultural, Feminist Environment. Paid Training, Career Opportunities. Berkeley Location. F/T - guaranteed salary, med./dental benefits, paid vacation - call Dolores. P/T - evening hours, great for students, earn up to $20/hr. - Call Laura. 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
Activism
PEACE NOW!
Work toward a foreign policy based on human rights, nonproliferation and international cooperation. F/T and P/T positions available. CA Peace Action - 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad for details).
Legal
Carry a baby with the genes of a loving couple..Surrogate Moms Needed Earn $20,000 + Age 21-34 Prior Birth Egg Donors Needed Earn $5,000 +. Age 21-30 years Drup/Smoke Free we handle ALL the arrangements Adoption & Surrogacy. Law Offices of Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. www.FamilyFormation.com

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Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.
Work From Home
PAID IN ADVANCE!! $1000+/WK stuffing envelopes from home. Earn $4.00/envelope. Guaranteed! 100% legitimate. 1-800-242-0363 ext.2923 www.envelopesfromhome.com
FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org
Medical studies seeking patients with ulcers of the lower extremity (including foot and ankle). Patients will receive compensation in the form of free medical coverage for ulcers or cash. Please contact clinic at (415) 292-0638 if you fit this criteria.
Models
Models Wanted
Jean Pierre International Models is now interviewing. Serious Inquiries Only. Call 415-346-7500.

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Janitorial company and building mantience seeks account executives and telemarketers. Bay Area. Great commission potential. Flexible hours. Fax resume to (415) 348-8722
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
Receptionist
LICENSED ENDERMOLOGIST NEEDED for a busy endermologie office. E-mail resumes to: michelle@drzingaro.com
SECURITY POSITIONS - Tons of P/T hours available, Extra + with existing guard card (but not necessary). $15/hr. for this contract only. Additional P/T work available in our other locations! $9.75 - $10.25 to start. No Lies - No Games, Get Paid to Work and Dress Comfortably. No Experience Necessary. Make your own schedule. Great work for artists and students! Apply in person at #2 Henry Adams Street, #M-4, SF (at the corner of 8th and Townsend). Call only for directions, (415) 626-1011. Set Your Sites On The Best Sites In Town.
Security
NOW HIRING!!!
Tons of P/T hours available, Guard Card Preferred (but not necessary). $15/hr. for this contract only! Additional P/T work available in our other locations! $9.75 - $10.25 to start. No Experience Necessary. Great work for artists and students! Apply in person at #2 Henry Adams Street, #M-4, SF (at the corner of 8th and Townsend). Call only for directions, (415) 626-1011.
General
LINE/CABLE INSTALLER. No exp. req'd. We provide training, salary, benefits and opportunity to travel for H.S. Grads under age 34. Paid relocation. For more info call 1-800-345-6289. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
EXPRESSWAY-STS $1000 sign-on bonus! Lots of freight. Solo, Teams and Owner Operators needed immediately! CDL-A required. 800-835-9471 (flatbed), 866-313-0478 (van). (CAL*SCAN)

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Driver
DRIVERS: TEAMS + WESTERN Express = Success. Solid miles, good home time, competitive pay, benefits package, paid vacation, Class A-CDL, 22 yrs. old, good MVR. 888-793-9732. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
CLASS A CDL in just 2 1/2 weeks. Tuition paid. Hiring experienced drivers. No credit checks. No felons. Immediate medical benefits. 1-800-781-2778. wgreen@crst.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
**DRIVERS** MAY TRUCKING CO. "Is your road to success!" *Vans -11 Western. 800-547-9169 x3217. *Reefers - 48 states. 800-547-9169 x3214. Dedicated team runs. Owner operators wanted. . www.maytrucking.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVER - OWNER OPERATED Dedicated Team opportunities out of the Oakland, CA area. Great miles. Excellent compensation. Avg. 95 cents per mile. Call FFE at 800-569-9298. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
CLASS A CDL in just 2 1/2 weeks. Tuition paid. Hiring experienced drivers. No credit checks. No felons. Immediate medical benefits. 1-800-781-2778. wgreen@crst.com (CAL*SCAN)
Sales
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)
Refugee Transitions Needs Volunteers To Teach English As A Second Language (ESL). A Small Non-Profit in San Francisco that provides tutors to families learning English. Training provided. You do not need to speak another language to teach. No exp. necessary, just a desire to teach and the patience to do so. A great opportunity to get ESL teaching exp. while helping a refugee or immigrant gain self-sufficiency in their new community. For more info., call (415)989-2151 or check our website:www.reftrans.org
Driver
Van Delivery Driver
P/T. 25-30 hrs/week in relaxed, friendly environment. Organic produce home delivery. Clean DMV. Experience required. 26.5K plus benefits. Women & Minorities encouraged to apply. Fax Resume: (415) 648-2597

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Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Tom's Moving House, Office, Apartments Fast, Friendly, and Personable Service. No job too small or large Loading and unloading of rental trucks Short notice jobs welcome! (415) 756-5275

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs/364 days! (415) 764-7333.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

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Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.

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Cleaning
Window & Carpet Cleaning
"Excellent" No window too high. Ref. avail. Fully insured. Satisfaction guaranteed. 16 years of exp. Call (415) 821-9039

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Landscaping/Lawn Care
Creations Landscaping For all your Gardening needs; automated irrigation * ponds/ waterfalls * building decks/ fences/ retaining walls * yard cleaning * pruning etc. * general maintenance. Free Estimates Call 415.310.4857

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
Bass pro needed to complete progressive hard rock band. Shows, summer tour, indie label, private recording studio. Heavy, slow to mid tempo, off-time ala Tool. (510) 482 4022.
CROSSTOPS seeks a proficient bass player. Punk, Rock, Country. Check out www.crosstops.com for more info or call 415-820-9685.
A CAPELLA seeks TENOR - 8 mixed voices, all styles music, semipro, rehearse weekly SF. Seeking range, blend, experience, fun. Auditions early April. (415) 824-4011 fwi_sings@earthlink.net
Conscious Lyricists, Singers, Poets, Rappers, Instrumentalists be a part of Eclectic Hip Hop Soul, A Compilation. Behind Time Productions (415)673-4626
BLUE PERIOD SEEKS GUITARIST! Established SF rock band w/ CDs, gigs, touring van, management looking for guitarist to write, record, gig, tour. www.blue-period.com. Adrian 415-440-8841

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Drummer/bassist wanted for new collaborative original band. Heavy, soulful, funky, unique songs with room for improvisation and harmony. Dennis (415) 668-8790
The Groove Monster seeks drums. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228
Guitarist seeks working band. Many years experience. Last band covered Van Halen to Van Morrison. Great equipment, transpo, and look. Please no druggies or drunks. Call Tony at (925) 228-4770.
Female Jazz singer available. Standards. roadmama2@ yahoo.com
Vocals needed. Explosive new hard rock sound, very pro talent, attitude. Label interest, free recording studio time, ready to gig. (510) 482-4022.
Jimmy Page/ Keith Richard seeks working group. Studio and live versions, costume experienced, open to original work also. (415) 928-2256.
Bassist wanted by established band The Slow Poisoners. Folk-glam, early Bowie and Dylan, a little bit country and a little bit weird. On Heyday Records. No money. Write andrew@slowpoisoners.com
Willie Wild seeks rock Drummer and one who slings Four or Six Strings to help Polish rock Collection. SALE: 1973 Fender P.Bass $400. (415)205-0362
Bassist and drummer wanted. To form Blues and Rock band with guitarist/vocalist (50 yrs. old) in SF. Gary (415) 665-2082
Blues Improv! Nor Cal Kings Blues/ Rock improv group is auditioning bass, keys, vocals, and drums. Very pro, seek the best! (510) 482-4022.

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Rehearsal Space
Rehearse America - Oakland - Monthly Music Rehearsal, 24 Hour Card Key Access, Fenced Parking, Ground Floor, CCTV, Lowest Prices. www.researse.com. (510) 326-5881.
Share new deluxe studio w/up to 2 others for $215/mo. 24-7 lockout. Parking, alarm, windows, fan. Call Barbara (415) 661-5161.

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Music Services
GREAT VOICES!!!
ARE MADE NOT BORN. Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 928-SING (7464).
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Weslia Greensill
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! Listen to mixes at: www.djsly.com
NEED LYRICS?
Country, pop, rap, rock and roll. Save the earth and anti-war. Custom poetry, lyrics, children's books. www.lyricsandmore.com

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Music Equipment for Sale
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.
Drumset in splendid condition. Full set w/hardware and seat. 3 toms, snare, hi hat, bass, crash. Glorious-sounding sound source set w/Remo heads. alix@popmail.com
Bass Upright. Exceptional Tone with new bag $695. Violin, accoustic/electric, case and bow $195 Cello, beautiful tone, hand-carved, figured wood, hard-case $1450 (415) 596-4277

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Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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Homes for Sale, East Bay
Buy! Don't rent. For more information about properties for sale in your price range and how to get the process started call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor. (510) 913-8128 Do a "property search." www.pruweb.com/kathyclose Prudential California Realty

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Homes for Sale, Other
Sacramento Midtown 9 rm cross gabled craftsman bungalow 3 story 3 bath jacuzzi bidet 4 car garage 1200 sq ft street level work area $695,000 call Scotty (916)983-8824
PALM SPRINGS
Much sought-after Alexander home, near golf, 3/2, pool, high ceilings, fireplace, hardwood and tile floors. $350k. Seller is lic.RE agent. Phone 760-321-8349

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Rural Real Estate
Upscale living without the traffic, pollution and sales tax! Lots are going fast. www.runningyproperty.com or call (541) 892-0673

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Real Estate Financing
STOP FORECLOSURES NOW. We can catch up your payments. Call (415) 902-3350.
HOME MORTGAGE LOANS. Lowest Interest rates. All credit types. No prepayment penalties. Best service in the state. California DRE. Empyrean Funding. Call now 800-720-8969 x101. (CAL*SCAN)

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Property for Sale
COLORADO RANCH SALE 35 ac-80 ac Parcels. Up to $10,000 below appraisal. Save $$ now and own some of Colorado's best ranches. Enjoy fabulous views of the Rockies with stunning sunsets! Access to 6000 acres of Fed. rec. area. Year round road with tel/elec. Exc. Owner financing. Call toll free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
20 ACRE RANCHES. $9,995. Near Booming El Paso, Texas. $95 down/$99 monthly (10%/216 months). Roads surveyed. Free maps/pictures. No qualifying. Great location, excellent timing. Sunset Ranches 1-800-343-9444. (CAL*SCAN)
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)

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Vacation Property
BELIZE!-New custom home on fenced, fertile, 1/3 acre. Electric, septic. Mature fruit. Near carribean water. Gov't deed. $49,000 OBO. (415) 279-5876 (801) 374-8256

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