April 2, 2003

What do the stars know? Nothing, they just sit on their axes.

Charlie Chaplin, Limelight

Wouldn't you know that when the Little Tramp finally does get to speak, his instincts are as punny as any music-hall tyro's. This line never fails to make me laugh, because it's literally true. The stars don't know anything. It's you and me who get to figure out what the message is. This week the message is: waxing moon = cautious beginnings. Except for the military. And Capricorns. You guys should charge up the mountain like the nimble goats you are.

Wednesday, April 2 Waxing moon in Aries. Good for shopping, not so good for buying. Good for speaking up, not so good for writing down. Geminis and Aquarians, you find that the truth will win out, and those of you who do jobs in which constant communication is key may be hoarse by the end of the day. VOC 2:05 p.m. to 12:20 a.m.

Thursday, April 3 Waxing moon in Taurus. A good day for adding to your store of knowledge – or for being a consummate consumer. Taureans (especially April bulls), make room for real friends and bear in mind it might be easy to get too puffed up in the next couple of days, and don't show everyone how quickly you can charge. Scorpios, you need space (of intergalactic dimensions).

Friday, April 4 Waxing moon in Taurus; Jupiter moves direct in Leo. A fine day for indulging yourself. "More profiteroles? Don't mind if I do. Hot-oil massage? Make that extra-virgin." Earth signs, no skimping on the luxuries. Aquarians, you may think you're in charge, but do you have all of the information? Or are you just reacting to what's in front of you? Pisces and August 1 Leos – ask for favors next week. VOC 4:15 p.m. to 1:24 p.m. tomorrow.

Saturday, April 5 Waxing moon in Taurus/Gemini. Completely wacky day – you may think you're organized, but have you just made up a new system you won't remember next week? Taureans, today is "choose your battles wisely" day. Geminis, your antennae are out from now through Monday. Use those perceptions for good. VOC until 1:24 p.m.

Sunday, April 6 Waxing moon in Gemini; Mercury in Taurus. Good for socializing, especially with Mr. or Ms. Jollytime (as opposed to M. or Mlle. C'est-la-vie). Geminis, reach for the stars (not another muffin/beer/potato chip). Virgos, you need to chill out in the self-criticism department, but Sagittarians (especially December 5 through 16), you may find it's easy to overlook trifles.

Monday, April 7 Waxing moon in Gemini. A good day to stop doing something annoying (fingernail chewing? throat clearing?). Libras, you can be sweet and sharp today. October 11 through 16 scales, you'll be toughies all week. Aquarians, don't hesitate to show others what to do, but bear in mind your language will be judged more harshly than your actions this week. VOC 1:34 p.m. until 1:36 a.m.