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| San Francisco Toyota877-GET-APPROVEDLive in the city?Need
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877-438-2777 |
| 1991 Burgundy Acura Integra LS: good condition-some minor body
damage. Original owner-all records. New CD player: power windows, power
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| 1966 Mustang V8 289 Red, power steering, no rust, 90k
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| $2000 93 MITSUBISHI - Eclipse GS 2-door. 80K superclean,
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| '99 Jeep Grand Cherokee Loredo 4WD. 38K, 6 cylinder,
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Service Station |
| B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive
Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness.
(415) 285-2439. |
Financing |
| HOME MORTGAGE LOANS. Lowest Interest rates. All credit types.
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Misc. Transportation |
| 1-800-CHARITY! Donate your vehicle directly to the original,
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Body
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Acupressure |
| On Hon Beauty Health Center Chinese traditional body
Acupressure treatment, full body acupressure $35 per hour, foot Reflexology
$25 per hour for appointment call 415-397-2398 located at 638 Broadway SF |
Astrology |
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A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX
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Classes |
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing,
rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal
for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY
7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation
requested, prepay discount $50/Six classes. No one turned away for lack
of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.
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Certified Massage Therapy |
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937. |
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights.
Johnny (415) 505-3060. |
DYNAMICHealth & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual.
(415) 954-3632. |
| Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia
if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639
or (415) 309-7511. |
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630. |
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates.
(415) 552-6677. |
A FrenchWoman'sMassage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique
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Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Also avail.: deep
tissue, sports, or combo (415) 469-0577 |
| Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a
certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs.
experience. |
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very
discreet CMT (707) 529-1187 |
| Holiday Acupressure Center-Many new, young pretty masseuses.
Good massages. Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief. Oakland: 1714
Franklin St. @17th 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road@
Tampico, Suite 9 925-933-3600 After 10 visits get 30 min. free. |
Traditional Thai Massage
Working with pressure points, energy channels cleared, joint-rotation, and
muscle stretching. Therapeutic. (415) 831-8393 |
Swedish European Massage
I can help you! Release your tensions. Access your potential for happiness.
Call Nichele (415) 722-5195 |
Thai Yoga and Hot Stone Massage
Relaxes and Rejuvenates office on Union St & In SoMa. Available T-W-F all
day & Sat a.m. $10 off intro Tracy @ (415)305-8118
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Coaching |
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Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage.
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Counseling |
| Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists
in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and
brochure. (415) 550-1550 |
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak
Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call
1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director. |
RelationshipCounseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses;
history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying
in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you.
Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435. |
| Mary Aileen Pyke MFTCounseling, Hypnotherapy, Spiritual Healing,
Reiki Master, EMDR,650-340-1789 |
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HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome
life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic
Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession,
not state licensed.) |
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate
& Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830. |
| ORACLE: Your questions answered - clearly, accurately,
honestly, by Tarot and other means. 23 years experience. 510-546-1193 or
email BrassTacksTarot@aol.com |
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical
individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org |
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Dating Services |
Meeting Game¨ Salon
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www.MeetingGame.com. |
Singles Wanted!
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in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To Meet Exciting Singles.
Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.com
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Family Services |
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing
a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
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Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable,
healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request
info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com. |
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a
family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have
at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415)
455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969. |
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers
like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn.
Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give
us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen
Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.
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Fitness |
| Fitness Focus For WomenWeight loss/control, body sculpting,
strength, cardiovascular and pilates. Unique CUSTOMIZED personal training
programs that come to you at your home or office. Reach your health and
fitness goals at your location and at your convenience. All equipment provided,
all levels welcome. (415) 710-2013 |
Health |
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HIV |
We offer MOREfor LESS
We are currently studying the safety and effectiveness of an investigational
formulation of marketed HIV drugs when given in combination with other HIV
drugs. If you are 18+, HIV+ and are not taking any anti-HIV drugs, you may
qualify. All study related office visits, medical exams, and study medications
are free. FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: Stephen Becker, MD. of Pacific Horizon
Medical Group at (415) 292-5477 x480.
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Holistic Bodywork |
| JOY Healing Arts. Swedish - Shiatsu - Deep Tissue - Sports
- Hot Stone Therapy - Reiki. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Therapeutic
Swedish Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th
Street), no walk-ins please. 415-552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com |
Hypnotherapy |
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns.
Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/
safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.
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Medical |
| ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible.
Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat
you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN) |
Psychics |
| Psychic Readings by Lena One Visit and you'll be Convinced!
Lena helps with problems such as love, marriage, business, health etc. All
types of readings 99% accuracy. also clears negative energy. Born Gifted!
(415) 379-1941 |
Religion/Spirituality |
| Purim is coming...call to get the shpiel. Jewish Community
Information & Referral (415) 777-4545 www.jholidays.org
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Sexuality |
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection.
Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular
spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and
East Bay locations. |
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't
delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot
yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today. |
Sensual Massage
Busty Blonde Centerfold. Tanned, toned & beautiful. Private, discreet. NO
SEX. Lower Nob Hill. (415) 346-1435
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Skin Care |
Microderm. &Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look
and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415)
250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com. |
Spas |
| MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage
for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael
- (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses. |
Vision/Eye Care |
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified
Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020,
901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511
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Support Groups |
| RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks,
depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510)
482-5808 |
Wicca |
Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation and
custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird. (415) 485-3818. |
Yoga/Meditation |
| Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international
teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit
us at www.pretzels-yoga.com
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Bulletin
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PASS ANY DRUG TEST
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**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van
Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
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DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
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SMART IS SEXY!
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www.rightstuffdating.comTHE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.
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A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper
with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners
to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655
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Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking
women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at
www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com |
Hawaii $129 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $125 O.W., all taxes included.www.airtech.com, (212)
219-7000. www.airtech.com, |
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Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director$25 session MAY 5th! (415) 956-3878 |
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NOT A CONDOM
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection.
Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with
either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.
Up to $500 Plus
FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel StudyPlease Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available. |
Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.
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AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
(415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com. |
Immigration Attorney
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205 |
UCSF Oral Sex & HIV Study
Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected
with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study?
Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more. |
Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS.General Business, Wills, Contracts
& Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066. |
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