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Service Station
B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.
Financing
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Misc. Transportation
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Body & Soul
Acupressure
On Hon Beauty Health Center Chinese traditional body Acupressure treatment, full body acupressure $35 per hour, foot Reflexology $25 per hour for appointment call 415-397-2398 located at 638 Broadway SF
Astrology
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.
Classes
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/Six classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.
Certified Massage Therapy
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. (415) 954-3632.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677.
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com.
Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Also avail.: deep tissue, sports, or combo (415) 469-0577
Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs. experience.
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187
Holiday Acupressure Center-Many new, young pretty masseuses. Good massages. Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. @17th 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road@ Tampico, Suite 9 925-933-3600 After 10 visits get 30 min. free.
Traditional Thai Massage
Working with pressure points, energy channels cleared, joint-rotation, and muscle stretching. Therapeutic. (415) 831-8393
Swedish European Massage
I can help you! Release your tensions. Access your potential for happiness. Call Nichele (415) 722-5195
Thai Yoga and Hot Stone Massage
Relaxes and Rejuvenates office on Union St & In SoMa. Available T-W-F all day & Sat a.m. $10 off intro Tracy @ (415)305-8118
Coaching
FLIRTING Recipient WANTED
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage. BigSurRetreats@cs.com, 1-888-424-0180, www.SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com
Counseling
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
Mary Aileen Pyke MFT Counseling, Hypnotherapy, Spiritual Healing, Reiki Master, EMDR, 650-340-1789
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.
ORACLE: Your questions answered - clearly, accurately, honestly, by Tarot and other means. 23 years experience. 510-546-1193 or email BrassTacksTarot@aol.com
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
Learn Ejaculation Control
In one hour. (650) 323-4227 www.BlissTantra.com
Dating Services
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Singles Wanted!
Table For Six Total Adventures has over 8000 diverse, friendly members in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To Meet Exciting Singles. Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.com
Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.
Fitness
Fitness Focus For WomenWeight loss/control, body sculpting, strength, cardiovascular and pilates. Unique CUSTOMIZED personal training programs that come to you at your home or office. Reach your health and fitness goals at your location and at your convenience. All equipment provided, all levels welcome. (415) 710-2013
Health
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HIV
We offer MORE for LESS
We are currently studying the safety and effectiveness of an investigational formulation of marketed HIV drugs when given in combination with other HIV drugs. If you are 18+, HIV+ and are not taking any anti-HIV drugs, you may qualify. All study related office visits, medical exams, and study medications are free. FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: Stephen Becker, MD. of Pacific Horizon Medical Group at (415) 292-5477 x480.
Holistic Bodywork
JOY Healing Arts. Swedish - Shiatsu - Deep Tissue - Sports - Hot Stone Therapy - Reiki. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Therapeutic Swedish Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street), no walk-ins please. 415-552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com
Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.
Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)
Psychics
Psychic Readings by Lena One Visit and you'll be Convinced! Lena helps with problems such as love, marriage, business, health etc. All types of readings 99% accuracy. also clears negative energy. Born Gifted! (415) 379-1941
Religion/Spirituality
Purim is coming...call to get the shpiel. Jewish Community Information & Referral (415) 777-4545 www.jholidays.org
Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.
Sensual Massage
Busty Blonde Centerfold. Tanned, toned & beautiful. Private, discreet. NO SEX. Lower Nob Hill. (415) 346-1435
Skin Care
Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.
Spas
MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.
Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511
Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808
Wicca
Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation and custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird. (415) 485-3818.
Yoga/Meditation
Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com
Bulletin Board

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Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

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SMART IS SEXY!

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A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
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Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $125 O.W., all taxes included. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com,

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In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session MAY 5th! (415) 956-3878

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

NOT A CONDOM

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SF and East Bay Locations Available.

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

(415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com.

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

UCSF Oral Sex & HIV Study

Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

GOT MAJOR DEBT?

Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6
DRUNK DRIVING?
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SuicideGirls.com

The world famous suicide girls as seen on MTV & in SPIN magazine is looking for models in San Francisco to join our unique website! Looking for goth, punk, emo & indie girls for pinup photo shoots. $200/shoot Female Photographer R rated, not X! Contact: mitten@suicidegirls.com 510-387-7322

GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

UCLA EATING DISORDER STUDY

If you have or ever had anorexia nervosa, you and your family members may be eligible for a research study on the genetics of eating disorders conducted by Dr. Michael Strober. Receive $150. Phone (310) 825-9822

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 33 years experience
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PENILE ENLARGEMENT

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EROTIC ART Sacred Profanities Gallery 2729 San Pablo Avenue Berkeley, 510-849-4692 12-8PM, Th-Su,

BANKRUPTCIES CH 7 & 13

Free consultation for Bankruptcies including Chap 7 and payment plan for Chap. 13. Patrick McMahon, Attorney (415) 543-9338

CAR REPOSSESSED?

by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415) 567-7595. Collect 92.

Jacuzzi Massage HCMT Espanol 510-663-8106

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Be Someone's Miracle

Eggdonors $5.5K+, Surrogates $22K+
Donors ages 21-30 call (415) 455-4626, Surrogates ages 24-39 call (415) 485-1969 or www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

Landlord Issues?

Commercial/Residential Tenants call Dave Crow, Attorney at Law (415) 552-9060.

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

Tax Time

Don't Stress! Call Tax-Matters
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BANKRUPTCY ATTORNEY
Stop your Financial Worries! Stop the IRS! Harrassments, Lawsuits, Foreclosures.
Call for FREE CONSULTATION. (877) 799-5297

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Don't Let Love Keep You Down!

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SINGLE WOMEN OVER 50

Now forming an educational/ support group for women over 50 who would like a new love relationship. I have completed research on the qualities of women over 50 who do find love again. Low Fee. Call Charlotte Prozan, L.C.S.W. (415) 387-6434.

Full Moon

Wiccan Ritual - Tue. 3/18, 9pm: #12, School St., Fairfax. The Rev. JoEllen Talley (415) 485-3818.
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

**GOT ACNE??**

New laser, no drgs, creams or side-effects. (415) 392-3333

ADOPTION ALTERNATIVE

Pregnant and don't know what to do? Loving, open-hearted, financially stable woman seeks to adopt baby. Free counseling, living/medical expenses. This can be a good thing for you & your baby. Discreet & legal. (904) 824-7006

Have Sexy fun!

Sexy chat for free!
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Stop paying temp fees!

Skip the middle man! Outsource your project! (415) 393-8077 www.project-outsource.com

WANTED!

Literary agent with the courage to assist in the overthrow of 2000 millenia of religious tyranny. (On spec) Contact G Dodge 337-1048 (fax/tel)

CARS FROM $500

Police Impounds. Hondas, Chevys, Toyotas, etc. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323 x 2788
Our HIV Researchers Are Looking to Deliver MORE with LESS - We are currently studying the safety and effectiveness of an investigational formulation of marketed HIV drugs when given in combination with other HIV drugs. If you are 18 years of age or older, are HIV positive and are not taking any anti-HIV drugs, you may qualify to participate. All study related office visits, medical exams, and study medications are provided at no cost to patients. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT: Stephen Becker, MD. of Pacific Horizon Medical Group at (415) 292-5477 ext. 480.

DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP

Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video Workshops. Class begins Thurs, March 27th (415) 820-9622 or
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BOTOX SPECIAL

Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502

PUBLISH YOURSELF

Do you have special skills? Publish and direct sell your own "How To" book. Info: $19.95 + $5.00 S+H. EC Prods. 19210 Martinazzi # 123 Tualatin OR 97062
Cleaning
B & G Janitorial Service
Offices, banks, stores, restaurants, medical bldgs, homes & apartments. Window & carpet cleaning, strip & wax floors, polish hardwood & marble floors. Pressure washing. All work supervised by owner. (415) 207-1192
10% off 1st Cleaning!
Julieta's Janitorial Services. We clean houses, offices and more! Experience, great references! Great customer service! Free estimates (415) 334-6542 or (415) 587-1367
Financial Services
$$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310 (AAN CAN)
Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.
Marketplace
Curtains Made Easy CD/WIN95/98 Instructions, Illustrations & Calculations for Curtains, Cafes, & Drapery Almon-Afri $10.99 send to: 366 Grand Ave P.O. Box 163 Oakland Ca 94610
Bicycles
USED BIKE SALE!
Huge Selection: $89-$999. Road, Mountain, Hybrid, Classic Road, Street Commuters. 2800 Telegraph/ Ashby, Berkeley teamkarim.com 510-841-2181
Furniture
Pool Table-8 ft., 3 piece, 1 inch slate, leather pockets, all access, retail $3K, sell $1750 set up and delivery $250 (510) 430-1660
Pool Table $1099 New, in box. 8' 3piece slate + accessories. Call Nayos 3pm-8pm any day. 415-370-7522
Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA
Misc. Marketplace
FREE 2-ROOM DIRECTV System w/installation! 3 months Free Showtime Unlimited. Access 225+ channels! Digital-quality picture & sound. Packages from $31.99/mo. Limited time. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL*SCAN)
FREE INHOUSE CIGARETTE Coupons! $1.00 off Viceroy. Other cigarettes starting at $10.25. http://rjrj.com 800-720-0475. Must be 18+. Surgeon General's Warning: Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide. (CAL*SCAN)
Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
$500 Weekly Salary -- mailing our sales brochure from home. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours) (AAN CAN)
TEACH ENGLISH WORLDWIDE. Internationally recognized Next Level TEFL training course in Prague. Guaranteed position in Central/Eastern Europe, job assistance worldwide. www.nextlevellanguage.com info@nextlevellanguage.com (AAN CAN)
Language Instruction
Weekend en Espanol - Lean Spanish Now! Saturday and Sunday Workshops, Small Group Classes, Private Lessons. 10-Day and 17-Day Programs in Mexico. 415-923-0754.
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.
Misc. Services
$300K(+) FIRST YEAR Potential. Working from anywhere. Not MLM. Think it's too good to be true, then don't call me! 1-800-430-5990. (CAL*SCAN)
Community Forum
Community Action Calendar
See pictures by Chris Lester at the Park Bench Cafe, Fulsome Street at Preate Park in Bernal Heights. Ongoing (415)847-7677
Ongoing Volunteers Needed for BikeAlameda
BikeAlameda, a local bike advocacy group, needs volunteers to help with valet bike parking, a membership campaign, web page changes and other activities. Help is needed particularly in the Spring and Summer months. For more information or to receive a volunteer application, call (510) 595-4690, email lucy@bikealameda.org or visit their website at www.bikealameda.org.
March 12, Wednesday, Weekly SFBC Volunteer Night
Every Wednesday come to the weekly San Francisco Bicycle Coalition Volunteer night to do the things that make our office run, munch on pizza & snacks and enjoy the fine company of other cyclists. 5 p.m. - 9 p.m. SFBC offices, 1095 Market St., at 7th, Suite 208, S.F. For more info call Michael at (415) 431-BIKE x21 or email calfee@sfbike.org.
Announcements
get poettreefree at Gg-Re.orG Qwee.net
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.
The Time for War is Past!! Stand for Peace! All Will Be Well. www.share-international.org (AAN CAN)
Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million sophisticated, youthful, and active readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call this paper for info. (AAN CAN)
ADVERTISE to over 5 million Californians with a statewide classified ad in 191 newspapers. $450 for 25 words. Regions available. FREE information package: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** NOW Hiring for 2002/2003. Postal jobs $13.21-$28.16/hour. Full benefits/ paid training/no exp. necessary. Accepting calls 7 days 1-888-359-3590 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)
BAYCOL linked to muscle condition, death. If you or a loved one suffered a serious injury. Kidney problems or death from the anti-cholesterol prescription drug BAYCOL you may be entitled financial damages. Attorney James Rolshouse practices law only in MN but associates with lawyers throughout the U.S. Call 1-800-435-5796. Time restrictions apply! (CAL*SCAN)
Are you against the war? Send a postcard of peace to the White House. To send yours for free, visit www.postcardsofpeace.org
Lost and Found
$250.00 REWARDsmall ladies black motorcycle JACKET w/ skullfuck Button. Taken 2/14 @ Mel's Party NO'S!!!! Sue (970)390-1036 no questions asked
Events
Sunday Night Film Club (SF) Wants You! Seeking film fans for Sunday flicks followed by dinner and drinks. Visit www.nyrotek.com/filmclub for more info
Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.
Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824
MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS earn up to $500/day for television, CD/videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN)
Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - (415) 546-4500
Progressive Opportunities
Save our Forests. Campaign jobs with the Sierra Club. Save California's Wilderness! See our Display ad for details.
Business Opportunities
100 workers needed - assemble crafts, wood items. Materials provided. $400+ per week. Free info package. 24-hr: (801) 428-4690.
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)
AAA COMPUTER WORK $500-PT/$25,000 FT/month! Free info. 1-888-635-1508 www.GetMoneYouWant.net (CAL*SCAN)
A+ M&M, MARS/NESTLE vending route. Unique machine. Great opportunity! Prime locations! Excellent profit potential. Investment required $10K & under. Financing available. Toll-Free **1-800-637-7444**. (CAL*SCAN)
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-998-VEND.
CAPPUCCINO ITALIAN COFFEE Company expanding. Distributors wanted. High-profit potential. Anyone can do this! Call 800-813-6625. (CAL*SCAN)
DATA ENTRY Great Pay. Flexible hours. Home Computer & Modem required. Free training. Medical Billers Network 1-800-382-4282 Ext. 34. (CAL*SCAN)
EARN $250k First year potential. From home. Not MLM. Call now. 800-587-9046 ext. 1634, 24 hours. (CAL*SCAN)
EARN MONEY READING at home! For info, call LAVS toll free: 1-888-256-3261 #9462. (CAL*SCAN)
Modeling / Casting Calls
Models
Nude Models-Female 18-24, No tats, implants, sags. 120 lb.. max. Photos. $100 hr. Nice. Frank (415) 921-8083
General
MOVIE EXTRAS- $100 - $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)
General
Movie Extras/Models Needed! Earn up to $400 - $600 Per Day. No Experience Required. Call 1-800-814-0277 ext 8234 (AAN CAN)
General Employment
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See our display ad for more info).
SCHOOLS NOT BOMBS - Money for our communities or war around the world? Build the movement for change! Diverse feminist environment, Rapid Promotion. Berkeley Location. F/T - Guaranteed salary, med/dental benefits, paid vacation, paid training. P/T - Evening hours, great for students, paid training, earn up to $20/hr. Call Dolores or Laura, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
Activism
CA Peace Action
SCHOOLS NOT BOMBS - Money for our communities or war around the world? Build the movement for change! F/T - guaranteed salary, full benefits. P/T - paid training, up to $20/hr. Call Dolores or Laura, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad for details).
Legal
Carry a baby with the genes of a loving couple..Surrogate Moms Needed Earn $20,000 + Age 21-34 Prior Birth Egg Donors Needed Earn $5,000 +. Age 21-30 years Drup/Smoke Free we handle ALL the arrangements Adoption & Surrogacy. Law Offices of Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. www.FamilyFormation.com
Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.
CAS Systems is seeking Sales Lead Generators. www.cassys.com. (888) 578-8531. fax (510) 285-3801. jobinfo@cassys.com
WANTED 29 people to get paid $$$ to lose up 30 lbs in the next 30 days natural guaranteed (888) 658-5419.
Models
Models Wanted
Jean Pierre International Models is now interviewing. Serious Inquiries Only. Call 415-346-7500.
Work From Home
PAID IN ADVANCE!! $1000+/WK stuffing envelopes from home. Earn $4.00/envelope. Guaranteed! 100% legitimate. 1-800-242-0363 ext.1233 www.fedcashgrants.com
EARN $600 WEEKLY
Working through the government part-time. No experience. Alot of opportunities. (800) 308-2850 code Z31
General
59 people to loose weight. Naturally. Doctor recommended. Guaranteed. Phyllis (888) 264-4387 or (415) 794-1300.
FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org
GREAT JOB!
High-end furniture store in SF Sunset Dist seeks organized CS rep with excellent communication skills and a sense of humor to start immediately. P/T Tues-Sat 25-30 hrs/wk. Flexible schedule. Sat a must! $14/hr. starting. Contact Michael @ 415-564-4110 or email: mike@noriegamail.com
Little people wanted: Dwarves and midgets with tuxedos wanted as ushers for one night party. First weekend in April. Great pay. Apply at sflittlefolks@aol.com
Salon
Looking for stylist. San Francisco salon. Great location. To rent or commission. (415) 587-8087
General
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)
Sales
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)
General
FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT. Now hiring Entry- professional levels $19-$72k/yr+ benefits/paid training. Apply now! For info on available positions 1-800-585-9024 ext. 4757. (CAL*SCAN)
Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS - Wildlife and Postal. 48K+ per year. Full benefits. Paid training. No experience necessary. For application and exam call toll free 1-888-778-4266 x850. (CAL*SCAN)
Airline
AIRCRAFT GROUND CREW. Opening for handlers, fuelers, and mechanic trainees. Paid training. H.S. Grads to age 34. 1-800-345-6289. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVER - OWNER OPERATED Dedicated Team opportunities out of the Oakland, CA area. Great miles. Excellent compensation. Avg. 95 cents per mile. Call FFE at 800-569-9298. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS: NORTH American Van Lines has openings in Logistics, Household Goods and Flatbed divisions. Minimum of 6 months o/t/r tractor trailer experience required depending on fleet. Tractor program available. 800-348-2147 Dept. CAS. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS/STUDENTS NEEDED immediately. CDL training through USTDS in Rialto, CA. Financing, transportation, housing, and tuition reimbursement available. Call Russ at 1-866-466-3546 for details. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS: TEAMS + WESTERN Express = Success. Solid miles, good home time, competitive pay, benefits package, paid vacation, Class A-CDL, 22 yrs. old, good MVR. 888-793-9732. (CAL*SCAN)
General
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
Looking for van driver. Must have 3 year, clear DMV printout. Experience req. (415) 286-1007
Massage Therapy
Certified massage therapists wanted for outcall massage in San Francisco. (415) 469-9328.
Electrician
Electrician Carlos Leverman & Francisco Barrera New Wiring & Rewiring. Adding outlets/ switches, & changing fixtures. C.10.Cal Lic # 663572 FREE ESTIMATES! 415.760.5970, pager 415.333-4189, pager 415.740-4273,510.276.8801
Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Tom's Moving House, Office, Apartments Fast, Friendly, and Personable Service. No job too small or large Loading and unloading of rental trucks Short notice jobs welcome! (415) 756-5275
Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs/364 days! (415) 764-7333.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599
Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.
PAINTING
Interior painting by exp. professional starting a new business. Custom quality at low prices. Call Charles @ (415) 255-8350
Home Repair Service
Carpentry/ Painting/ Elect/ Plumbing. Ref Avail. Greg (415) 218-2167
Cleaning
Interior and Exterior Cleaning. Reasonable Rates. Call Dennis, (415) 312-6669.
Landscaping/Lawn Care
Creations Landscaping For all your Gardening needs; automated irrigation * ponds/ waterfalls * building decks/ fences/ retaining walls * yard cleaning * pruning etc. * general maintenance. Free Estimates Call 415.310.4857
Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.
Musicians Wanted
FEMALE BASS PLAYER WANTED - 18-26 for Sacramento-based alt-rock band Headrush with two signed musicians. Must sing and have a look. (916) 974-1975
GUITAR PLAYER WANTED - For new band, drummer and bass player located in Walnut Creek. Influences: Nirvana, STP, Green Day. Contact Rob (925) 943-7295
Pro drummer available-excellent in all styles. Good attitude, state of the art gear. Reliable + transport. Max (415) 331-1500 X407
DRUMMER WANTED - Alternative Rock band is seeking a career-minded, experienced drummer ready to commit and practice 3times/week. Gig and travel. Paul (415) 807-9037
SINGER WANTEDguitarist A+, to collaborate on new music. Crunchy indie-pop to jangly post-punk. Call 4 tape! (415) 279-6125
Bass/Drums Needed ASAP- by the Tombshakers for original rock. (Beatles, Super Furry Animals, White Stripes) Have songs, studio, demo, EB rehearsal 1-2x wk (510) 881-1592
Bass and blues harpist wanted-Blues and rock background with vocal ability desired. Form band with guitarist/vocalist (50 yrs. old) in SF. Gary (415) 665-2082.
Bassist wanted for the group Greenman. An Oakland based hard rock band with shows lined up. (510) 590-2597, (510) 741-8109.
DRUMMER WANTED Looking for Sex Pistols/Runaways-type drummer for Original Pop/Rock band. Songwriting or vocals a plus. Under 30 please. Call Ted (415)346-1968
BASS PLAYER WANTED Looking for bass player into Hard Rock (AC/DC etc.) and New Wave (Flock of Seagulls etc.) for original Rock/Pop band. Songwriting or vocals a plus. Under 30 please. Call Ted (415)346-1968
Bass pro needed to complete progressive hard rock band. Shows, summer tour, indie label, private recording studio. Heavy, slow to mid tempo, off-time ala Tool. (510) 482 4022.
Need Bandmembers for any of the following: Drums, Piano and Bass for a Rhythm and Blues vocalist. If interested, contact Lisa at (415) 334-6885.
The Groove Monster seeks drums. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228
STAND-UP BASS PLAYER sought for Rockabilly band. We play a good mix of classic rockabilly, country, Americana. Planning gigs & demos. Tupelojoe@earthlink.net, 415-885-6048.
WANTED-Female Singer with strong high notes for Salsa/Latin Jazz Band. Auditions take place Saturday March 22nd in San Francisco. Interested? E-mail salsasingeraudition@hotmail.com
EL PULPO (circus-rock) seeks BASSIST/VOCALIST. Influences: Ween, Talking Heads, Os Mutantes, Frank Zappa, Morphine, Uz Jsme Doma. For details, music: www.elpulpomusic.com/auditions2.shtml contact: david@elpulpomusic.com
Black Sabbath Tribute seeks singer, Ozzy where are you? We're established, have rehearsal space, PA, management, paid gigs, and tour. (650) 997-3389
CROSSTOPS seeks a proficient bass player. Punk, Rock, Country. Check out www.crosstops.com for more info or call 415-820-9685.
Female Vocalist wanted for working top 40 band. Serious only. With own transportation. Jerry 925-753-1068
Rehearsal Space
Rehearse America - Oakland - Monthly Music Rehearsal, 24 Hour Card Key Access, Fenced Parking, Ground Floor, CCTV, Lowest Prices. www.researse.com. (510) 326-5881.
Music Studio
Practice space available as monthly rental. Safe and secure with P.A. and storage for gear. Record, rehearse at your leisure 24 hours. jamie@thesignal.net (415)752-1733
Music Services
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! E-mail for further info: djsly@popstar.com or call (415) 939-4949
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
ANNIE'S CELLO STUDIO. Lessons for All Ages and Levels. Music for All Occasions. ANNIE YEH, M.M. (415) 674-6754. www.anniescellostudio.com
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Wanted -- Music
Musicians - Were you scorched by the TECH meltdown? Share your pain! Original Electronic music wanted for compilation CD. Send sample to: in@unschooled.com
Music Equipment for Sale
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.
MAXIMIZE YOUR MUSIC-Build your own soundbooth. Great for recording demos. $365 (888) 777-7808
Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
Homes for Sale, SF
BUY 1-3 BEDROOM Foreclosed Homes from $10,000 HUD and bank repos Call now for listings! 800-719-3001 xR399
Homes for Sale, East Bay
Buy! Don't rent. For more information about properties for sale in your price range and how to get the process started call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor. (510) 913-8128 Do a "property search." www.pruweb.com/kathyclose Prudential California Realty
Homes for Sale, Other
Sexy & Sumptuous in Sausalito! Open Sunday 2 to 4 for your pleasure. 255 Glen Drive $1,200,000. Water views, glorious garden, private master suite, fabulous for entertaining! 101, Spencer exit, monomer, rt. on Curry, straight to Glen. Karen 415-816-2256 (agent)
Commercial for Sale
Jewelry/gift store: Rockaway Beach, Pacifica, Great Lease. Nets $100k includes $100k inventory. Owner must relocate. CA BUS ASSOC. Call Vince Cell (415) 279-3195 Or Bus. (415) 834-0800
Property for Sale
FIJI - Ocean view property. 1 acre lot from $20K. Owner financed 10% down 7% interest. Relaxed, tropical lifestyle. No property tax. Kit homes available (808) 779-8370 www.koroisland.com
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)
SO. COLORADO wild west ranch. 87 acres - $44,900. Prices slashed to move inventory! Next to 6,000 acres rec. area. Rolling fields with fantastic Rocky Mtn. views. County road w/utilities, owner financing. Call Red Creek Ranch toll-free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
Roommate Services
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Shared Housing, SF
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Sublets & Roommates
$450+ All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$ 490 Close to USF - 6th Ave/ Balboa St. in the Richmond District. James, (415) 386-3406 or (415) 251-5239.
$680 Mission (15th/ Natoma) includes pleasant loftbed, yard, shop (new), laundry facilities in large kitchen, central heat (new). Near Bart/shopping/theatres. You: No pets. Employed, references; TRW. Call (415) 397-3190 x262
$650-Share three bedroom Victorian near Silver Av. Large sunny kitchen with hardwood floors, dishwasher, laundry, deck and beautiful garden. Utilities included. Near Muni (415)822-6463
$484 Furnished Room for Rent - Utilities included. Laundry Accessible & transportation nearby. Near CCSF & SFSU. Female only. If interested contact by email : kass277@lycos.com.
$525 Room - 3BR house. Very quiet home and neighborhood, no traffic, has deck, yard, patio, laundry. Close to transportation but car helpful. Call Brad (415) 730-1693.
$575 Potrero Hill (Dogpatch) - Share, looking for smoker over 30. Spacious, sunny flat with 1 male & 1 female. Available April 15th. More info: (415) 551-1312.
$600-Inner Sunset, large room, hardwood floors, phone jack, 30+, no smoking/drugs, garage, x- transportation, no pets. (415) 564-8817
$600 GG PARK - Sunny lrg furnished bedroom with view of GG Park. Walk-in closets, cable. (415) 221-2308 or (415) 577-2089
$650 LOWER PAC HEIGHTS - Small room in Bohemian Victorian flat, fireplace, washer/disher, dishwasher, garden deck, 1/2 utilities. Fred (415) 929-7626
$450 HAYES VALLEY / LWR HAIGHT - (Laguna St. at Grove St.) to share with a 22yo Straight Female. Looking for someone who is considerate of others. (#36132) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$550 USF - (Fulton St. at Clayton St.) to share with a 35yo Straight Female and 3 others. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, Fireplace, Deck, and Yard. (#36146) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$565 CASTRO / EUREKA VALLEY - (Guerrero St. at 16th St.) to share with a 41yo Gay Female and 2 others. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, Fireplace, Deck, Yard, & HW Floors. My other housemate is a 26yo straight male who is a chef and martial artist. (#36144) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$600 BERNAL HEIGHTS - (Rousseau at Alemany Blvd.) to share with a 35yo Gay Female and 2 others. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, Fireplace, and HW Floors. I have two wonderful kitties. (#36131) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$700 MISSION - (18th St. at Guerrerro St.) to share with a 29yo Gay Male and 2 others. We are 2 very friendly, open-minded gay males in our late 20's - early 30's. The room is the largest room of the house with large windows & lots of light. WE ARE OPEN TO A COUPLE SHARING THE ROOM. (#36156) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$850 Near Silver Ave. Share 2 BR spacious house. Hardwood floors, D/R, L/R, F/P, Beautiful quiet garden, 2 car garage. Near Muni & Bart (415) 656-1722
$700 MARINA - Seeking educated, social, well-balanced individual to share 2BR, 1BA with nonsmoking female. You get a spacious room, garaged parking, HW floors, decorating input! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most available listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS, free preview search. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches. www.MetroRent.com (415) 563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
Shared Housing, East Bay
$ 500 Room - Responsible, queer-friendly freaks sought for East Bay house. Yard, BART. Search with us for March 1 move-in. $500 pp + dep. (510) 595-9361. brasstackstarot@aol.com.
Shared Housing, Other
Lagenhet att Hyra, per dag, vecka eller swap med cable, PG&E Kaffe gratis i morgon och Din Rom. Ring mig (415) 260-8469
Sublets
Apartments & Sublets
$850+, All Areas - 1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. Browse/ List Free. 1-877-FOR-RENT, www.Sublet.com.
Rental Services
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Rental Housing, SF
Apartments & Sublets
$450+, All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$525 Oceanview - Near SFSU! 1 Lg Bedroom w/ shared Kitchen & Bath. Utilities Included. Muni/ BART access. No pets. (510) 780-0620.
$2475-Pacific Heights, 3 bedroom, 11/4 bath, 1500 sq. ft flat., new carpet, new kitchen. Washington/Polk (415) 923-6410.
$1575 Richmond - 1 BR, 1 BA, Art Deco Apartment, avail Now. Cat OK, Garaged parking, call Michael at (415) 290-1580, more info at: metrorent.com/335598.
$2600 Richmond - 3 BR, 2 BA, Contemporary Flat, avail Now. Yard/Deck, Will consider cat, Garaged parking, call Helen at (415) 929-6800, more info at: metrorent.com/335407.
$1650 Mission - 2 BR, 1 BA, 1970's Apartment, avail Now. Balcony, No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Johnny at (415) 386-2075, more info at: metrorent.com/335780.
$1100 South of Market - Studio, 1 BA, Contemporary Live / Work, avail Now. Courtyard, Pets Welcome, Street parking only, call Todd at (415) 846-8328, more info at: metrorent.com/335909.
$2000 Upper Nob Hill - 1 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Condo, avail Now. No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Roberta at (510) 526-6116, more info at: metrorent.com/335996.
$2200 Laurel Heights / USF - 2 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Flat, avail 3/15/03. Yard / Deck, No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Roberta at (510) 526-6116, more info at: metrorent.com/335999.
$2700 Outer Richmond - 3 BR, 2 BA, Modern Condo, avail 3/15/03. Yard, Pets Negotiable, Garaged parking, call Eric at (415) 999-2909, more info at: metrorent.com/336266.
$1200 Glen Park - 1 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Apartment, avail Now. Patio, No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Jerold at (650) 583-0227, more info at: metrorent.com/336258.
$1400 Cole Valley - 1 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Garden, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Roger at (415) 731-3405, more info at: metrorent.com/336277.
$1600 Mission - 2 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Flat, avail Now. Patio, Pets Welcome, Garaged parking, call Roger at (415) 731-3405, more info at: metrorent.com/332704.
$2450 Bernal Heights - 2 BR, 1 BA, Edwardian Flat, avail Now. Yard / Patio, Will consider cat, Street parking only, call Tom at (415) 381-4817, more info at: metrorent.com/336290.
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Rental Housing, East Bay
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