December 4, 2002

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Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
'83 Volvo Wagon - new tires, 3rd seat, am-fm stereo cassette player, good compresion on a 200K + engine. Leave message at (510) 847-3764 or thunder@airbridge.net.
'95 Chevrolet Cavalier - Black, 2 door, 5 speed, ONO owner traveling overseas. Roof rack, A/C, Power Steering. 98 Engine, 6 month warranty, $3750 Call (650) 544-3170
'01 VW Jetta - GLSVR6, 5spd, loaded, leather, sports pack, prem tires, excellent condition, 19K freeway miles, $18,500 OBO Call (510) 882-3030. Pics available
'95 Jeep Cherokee - 4x4, AC, Airbag, 142K miles, service history, regularly maintained, receipts. Rebuilt transmission 123K miles, new brakes. $5100 OBO Call Chris (614) 370-2006
'95 Beemer 325i-65K, green, tan leather interior, 17" alloy wheels, sunroof, all options, excellent condition. Call for details: 650-340-7047.
'95 Saab 9000SE-burgandy color, beigh leather, AT replaced with warranty, CD, PW, PS, 5 door hatchback, alarm, alloy wheels, moonroof, 4 new tires, 105K miles, a superb machine. Call for more info. 1-650-340-7047.
'84 F350 Pickup-With utility boxes, white, V8 460 AT, strong working truck with smog certificate. Please call for details: 650-340-7047
'88 Corvette-Convertible, black exterior, brown interior, mechanically sound with smog certificate. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'91 Toyota Celica-silver color, 5 speed, runs well, recent smog, 160K, price reflects condition. Please Call: 1-650-340-7047.
'85 Jaguar Sedan-price reflects CONDITION, whine color, tan interior, 118K, mechanically sound with smog certificate, Please call 650-340-7047.
'88 BMW Convertible-price reflects CONDITION, Convertible, red body color, black cloth top, black interior, 120K, mechanically sound with smog certificate. Please call 650-340-7047.
'88 Volvo Wagon-Clean car, high miles, recent smog, fresh head gasket. Please call for details: 650-340-7047.
'90 Ford Mustang Convertible 4 cylinder excellent condition 69,000 miles. Owned by elderly couple $5500 or best offer 415-931-7729
'92 Hummer-Cream color, all original, 32K miles, diesel military edition, excellent parade vehicle. Call for details: 650-340-7047.
'45 BMW replica cycle with sidecar-black color, original, low miles, a collectors dream @ this price. Please call for details: 1-650-340-7047.
'91 Ford Aerostar 7 passenger/cargo van, excellent condition, runs great $1800 (415) 724-4901
$1900- 1991 Plymouth Voyager. 135K miles, runs well. Clean comfortable, with snow chains. email: jtrassard@hotmail.com.
$3800-91 VW Cabriolet. Convertible/. 5-speed. 117K miles. Power steering and windows. Brand new roof, rotors and pads. 510-985-0146.

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Misc. Transportation
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT DONATE YOUR CAR TONIGHT Donations benefit kids of cops killed on duty. 888-942-WISH. run in even issues
Auto Auction Specialist. Need a Vehicle? Looking for something special? I will find it at wholesale prices. No credit, bad credit, no problem. Call 415-425-0906.
1-800-CHARITY! Donate your vehicle directly to the original, nationally acclaimed Charity Cars. 100% charity - not a used car dealer/fundraiser. 1-800-CHARITY (1-800-242-7489). www.charitycars.org (CAL*SCAN)
Body & Soul
Art
Woodworking for Women
Furniture making with hand tools. Weekend Workshop. $200. Debey Zito, (415) 648-6861.
Astrology
$1.00 STORES - Complete turnkey from $45,900. See our showcase store in California. 1-800-829-2915. DollarStoreServices.Com (CAL*SCAN)
Classes
AKB's CPR Get knowledge and skills to help save a life. BLS classes for beginners and renewals. So, why travel far when I can come to you? (415) 990-1846 akb20@juno.com

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Certified Massage Therapy
Exceptional Massage It's time you get the quality and luxury you're used to. SF 415-339-8115 or home.switchboard.com/cmt
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405.
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley. (Non-Sexual). (415) 954-3632.
THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE
And Craniosacral Work in the comfort of your home. David Jacob, CMT. Strictly non-sexual. 415-563-1548.
Natural Wonder. Face and Body clinic. 2300 Taraval St/33rd Ave. 1/2 hour Therapeutic Massage or Mini-Facial & Salt Glow only $59! 1hour therapeutic massage only $45. Facials, Nails, Waxing also available. 415-661-9888.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
Swedish Massage Therapy
Luxury massages, facials, salt glows. Nr Bart. Hotel outcall 415-404-1772 or 415-404-1spa
Exqueeze Me!
Have you ever felt my hands on your body? They bring you the ultimate friendship between your body & your mind. www.integratedbodywork.com Lisa CMT, CHT, MA. (415) 759-0569
Massage for Men
Swedish Hot Oil/ Deep Tissue - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. (415) 552-6677.
Massage in El Cerrito Monrovia Relaxation Swedish Massage Licenced Masseuse 10478 San Pablo Ave. El Cerrito, 94530 7 days/week 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. Phone: 510 558 3368
Sports Massage 1x2 Sports massage for men. Near Moscone Center / 3rd & Brannan. Visa, MC, Amex, Disc. Steven, CMT. 415.974.1233.
SHED... your tensions
Advanced certifications. Swedish Reflexology Vibrational and Joints Therapy MASSAGE Nichele: (415) 722 -5195
Massage in El Cerrito
Monrovia Relaxation Swedish Massage Licensed Masseuse. 10478 San Pablo Ave 7 days/week 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. (510) 558 3368
Professional massage. Health Improvement, Chronic Pain Relief. Deep Tissue, Swedish, Yoga Stretches. Non sexual. Call Marina 415-425-4447.

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Counseling
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? The passage to freedom is here. Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome challenges and much more. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. Wise Ways (415) 939-4442
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.
Unhappy Holidays?
Support, guidance and care through challenging times. Achieve peace of mind and control over your emotional life in a safe and confidential environment. Reasonable rates. Nina Glaser, C.H.T/ Hypnotherapist (415) 516-2133.

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Dating Services
Single?
Meet Quality Singles with the Bay Area's Largest Singles Dining and Adventure Club. We have a variety of services that can help you fall in love or just have fun. Let one of our consultants assist you today! Table For Six Total Adventures. SF - (415) 782-0680, Silicon Valley - (650) 934-0800. www.tableforsix.com
www.dashdates.com
A Revolution In Dating! Meet Up To 15 Singles In Person In Under 90 Minutes with Dash Dates. Sign up for an upcoming event today!
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. Monthly Bay Area Singles Parties. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com

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Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Healing Arts
Male Witch. Psychic readings and counselling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)
Health
Exceptional Care Partner/Attendant. Nursing student, Trust line Registered, Ref. Alyce 510-887-7355. Eves $20/HR.
Holistic Bodywork
JOY Healing Arts. Swedish - Shiatsu - Deep Tissue - Sports - Hot Stone Therapy - Reiki. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Therapeutic Swedish Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street). 415-552-1350.

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Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Tap into your inner-powers. Free yourself from old patterns. Renew your emotional and physical health; enjoy blissful relaxation. Caring, Safe and Confidential. Nina Glaser / Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133. nglaser9@earthlink.net
Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800)835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)
Nutrition
Will Power in a Bottle. Loose up to 30 pounds in 30 days. For a free sample call 888-373-8275.

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Psychotherapy
Transform your darkness into Creativity, Confidence, Love and Success - Art Therapy, Psychotherapy, Jungian Orientation Dreamwork, and Intuitive Life Readings, 25 experience in private practice and teaching internationally. Licensed Psychotherapist, Rana Halprin, MA/ MFT, (415) 721-5374. Sliding Scale/ Reasonable Rates. www.sanfranciscocounseling.com
Psychics
Psychic Palm and Tarot Card Readings by Holly Reunites Loved Ones, Restores broken love affairs, helps you find happiness and peace of mind, clarify your present, set free your past and be guided to your future. Call for appointment (415) 989-7917 Available for holiday events
MISS GINA
Don't let time and distance stand in the way of health, happiness and love. Will read your entire life without asking a single question. She guarantees results. Will remove negative energy for better clarity. Will also tell you what changes are to take place in your life and how they can work to your advantage. Open daily & Sunday 8am to 9pm. Call for Appointment. (415) 221-1658
Psychic Reader
Fortune Teller. Will read your past, present & guide you to the future. Call Liat at 650-794-9631.
PSYCHIC SOURCE - community of over 100 gifted psychic advisors ready to provide caring, genuine insight and guidance. Call today. 1-888-711-8044. www.psychicsource.com 18+. (CAL*SCAN)

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Religion/Spirituality
"Start saving your gelt...Chanukah is early this year! Find out when: (415) 777-4545, or JewishNfo@sfjcf.org, Jewish Community Information & Referral - www.jholidays.org
Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.
Skin Care
Prima Facie Skincare Salon - A Castro tradition for 25 years! Because...You Deserve It! 561 Castro Street, (415) 558-0401 and (415) 626-7700.
Le Beauty Happy Holiday Special Buy 1st service get 2nd service 1/2 off! Facial, Waxing, Spa Manicure, Spa Peticure, Massage 415-391-1687 130 Bush Street 4th Floor 94104 Non-Sexual
YOU'RE PRETTY!
Oui, Three Queens Productions presents San Francisco's premier Custom Blended Cosmetics. Lipstick, Gloss, Foundation, Powder, Concealer, Eyeshadow and moreÉHolistic Skin Care, Makeup Application, Lessons. 225 Gough Street, SF. (415) 621-6877, www.ouithreequeens.com.
Spas
SUNshine SPA
Pleasant Hill's Most Pleasing Experience! Hot Tub Rentals with Sauna! Hourly and package rates. Expert Massage Therapists On Site. 1948 Contra Costa Blvd. Pleasant Hill. (925) 685-7822. See ad in front of Guardian for special discounts.
Marin Sauna
In San Rafael - Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.
Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511

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Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808
Weight Management
WEIGHT LOSS
Lose weight while eating the foods you love! Guaranteed/ Dr. Approved: 1-888-202-6093.
Yoga/Meditation
Yoga of the Heart
Kripalu yoga is unique in its focus on mindful awareness and freedom of spirit. Each class invites conscious exploration, opening the mind to the possibility of transformation - changing life from inside out. San Francisco Zen Center, 308 Page at Laguna. All levels welcome. Call Mark (415) 648-3728.
FREE MEDITATION CLASSES. Mon. - Fri. at 7pm and Sat. Women's Class at Noon at Awakened Mind Center 5907 California St. at 21st. Ave. SF. (415) 267-183, www.awakened.info

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Bulletin Board

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

Yoga for Peace

1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 32 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

COOL VOICEMAIL!

Touchtone 7 digits direct to your message. Hold 100 m links to Email/ Cellphone. www.bay-link.com
ORDER ON-LINE OR CALL

800.909.8439

PENIS ENLARGEMENT VIAGRA & TESTOSTERONE

Dr Joel Kaplan's FDA Cleared Medical Vacuum Pumps. Gain 1-3 Inches Safe & Permanent. Call 1-900-BUY-PUMP. $2.95/min. www.GetBiggerToday.com

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Be part of the fight against HIV. If you are HIV positive - Join a UCSF clinical trial; Receive close, study-specific HIV monitoring; Get reimbursed $20 for each visit! Current studies include: Testosterone Gel, Treatment without Protease Inhibitors, Starting or Changing HIV Medications, Structured Treatment Interruptions, CMV Disease, Vaccine, IL-2 and Treatment Interruptions, Memory and or thinking problems related to HIV. For details, Please contact the ACTG study line at 415-514-0550 ext. 358 or actu@php.ucsf.edu

$$$ Make Money $$$

In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session JAN 13th (415) 956-3878

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY

Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.

GAYSPERMBANK.COM

DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737.

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Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

THE RIGHT STUFF

Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont Colleges & a few others. More than 4000 members. Join now and save!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
<*C>SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico / Caribbean $250 Round Trip. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com, email: joyest@jeffnet.org

Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!

M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com.

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W A N T E D - Egg Donors!

If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com
Need Health Insurance?!
Between Jobs? Self-Employed? Family? Low Cost! From $28/mo. Same Day Available! I can help you. Carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com. (415) 398-3478. , email: carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

AIKIDO FOR WOMEN

16 Classes/$75. Begins 01/05/03. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com.

$500 POLICE IMPOUNDS

Cars/Trucks/SUVs FROM $500. Hondas, Chevys, Jeeps and more! Police impounds for sale! For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323 x 2788

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

"Safe Sex`Get Paid" Men!

To $1000/wk CASH! * Free "BlackBook" Offer. All Races. Prvt. (415) 267-3977`(510) 464-4650 SafeSexGetPaid.com

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $59.95 CK/MO/CASH/CARDS LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 (800) 369-4699 24 hrs. WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM

HIV + or + Partners

On or off meds $25 per visit
free drug resistance testing
UCSF study of "re-infection" Call today: (415)476-9296 x359

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Guests for the holidays?

Let them stay at the new Hotel Nova Albion Hot tub, breakfast included, reasonable rates (415) 503-1926 www.HotelNovaAlbion.com

LOSE WEIGHT MAKE MONEY

TAEBO¨ has launched an MD-formulated, ephedra-free diet pill that is guaranteed to help reduce body-fat. Earn $5,500+ a month! Call (415) 328-5787 capilim@peakzone.com

COUPLES COUNSELING

Low fee/ sliding scale. Integral Counseling Center.
(415) 776-3109

Free Meditation Classes

Mon., Tue., & Thur. at 7:30pm. Awakened Mind Buddhist Meditation Center. 5907 California St. at 21st Ave. (415) 267-1831. www.awakened.info

Escape Bay Area Cold

Sunny Ft. Lauderdale Beach Inn.www.gigisresort.com Call Gigi (954) 463-4827, email: gigisresort@aol.com

PAID VOLUNTEERS

Volunteers wanted for nicotine research studies at UCSF/SFGH. Must be 18-45, in good physical/mental health. Smokers needed who smoke at least 15 cigarettes/day.
Pays up to $350/day
Call 415-476-3555 or www.ucsf.edu/smoking, email: lenoxr@itsa.ucsf.edu

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**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

LEARN SPANISH NOW!

Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL

Book Clearance Sale

Wholesale and retail clearance of large volume, high quality, art, photography, ltd editions, etc. 1000's of titles. Pier 19. SF. Dec 2-23, Mon Wed, Fri. 1-4 pm. Wholesale by appt. 415-837-0794. Ask for David.

GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

50+, Smoke Cigarettes & Want to Quit?

The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers 50 and older. This study combines medication and counselling treatment.
For more info call: (415) 476-7453

Masturbate Too Much?

www.HerboLove.com info@HerboLove.com

Men -- Need a New Look?

Let our professional haircutters design one for you at no charge! Call Gerard's International at (415) 441-1156

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BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net, email: marty@sflawyer.net
Barbed Rubber Jewelry!
barbedrubber@yahoo.com (415) 540-6969
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

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Computer/Internet
Low cost POS Supplies
áStock/Custom Receipt Paper áStock/Custom Business Forms áGuest checks áPrinter Ribbons Mention this ad to receive a 15% off your order 1-800-729-1635 or visit us online @ www.hamcobusiness.com
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for help in your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156
Financial Services
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)
$$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN)
BE DEBT FREE- Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (ANA CAN)

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Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.
Marketplace
Art
INDIAN SUN GALLERY+Native American + Mexican + South American + Jewelry, Pottery, Folk Arts. Secure online shopping. FREE US SHIPPING! mention #sfg for 10% off order. www.indiansun.net.
Computers
HP Internet ready Pentium system complete $130 (415) 724-4901
Electronics
FREE DIRECTV SYSTEM including installation! 3 months free Showtime unlimited. Access 225+ channels! Digital-quality picture & sound. Packages from $31.99/mo. Limited time. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL*SCAN)

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Exercise/Sporting Goods
$125 Orbitrek Pro exerciser. Excellent condition, too much for senior. Chinese hooked wool rug, 7.6 x 9.8, green/beige floral, needs cleaning and repairs $25. 415-752-2924.
Garage/Moving Sale
Fall Flea Market & Bazaar- Saturday, December 7 2002. 10:00a.m.-4:00p.m. Potrero Hill Neighborhood House 953 De Haro Street @ Southern Heights. 415-826-8080.
Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA
Tickets/Entertainment
Peter Gabriel concert 12/15 in San Jose, 4 tix, Sctn 115 (2) & Sctn 101 (2). $300/pair. 858-597-9444 info@scherman.com

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Misc. Marketplace
Spa-Deluxe Model-Neck Jets, therapy seat, never used. Can deliver. Worth $5400, sell for $1950. Call: 408-732-1062.
Soda Vending Machine-Full size, takes dollars, works great, $425. 415-987-9364. Delivery Available.

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Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.
Misc. Services
Fitness School
Become a Fitness Trainer. 500 hr. program. Make $60 per hour in the Bay Area. 1-800-853-2660

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Community Forum
Announcements
California Dreamer, successful mid-western physician and surgeon is moving to California to pursue his dreams of a LTR. I am an am honest, attractive, 41 year old male, 5'10", 155, in good shape, and I have a warm heart. I enjoy travel, art, photography, music, good food and wine, sports cars, hockey and golf. I am patiently and selectively searching for that special male, 21-35, and together we will enjoy the best that life has to offer. email:SFDreamerMD@aol.com
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ATTN WOMEN!
G.C. Seeking woman owned painting co for bid on S.F.Redevelopment Agency project-3000+ sq. ft.interior painting of office bldg. CA License + Insurance required. (415) 749-2700 x247 for info.

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Personal Messages
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Legal Notices
Publish Your Legal Notice With the San Francisco Bay Guardian
Publish your DBA/ Fictitious Business Name Statement -or- Change of Name. The rate is *4 weeks for $100. Once your legal notice has been published, you are entitled to a $100 credit towards a business or personal advertisement in this newspaper. Please submit: 1) A copy of your Filed Statement 2) One of the following payment methods: * Credit card information (card number, name as it appears on the card, and billing address) * Check for $100 made out to the San Francisco Bay Guardian. * Cash. This payment method is only available if you are coming into our office to submit your notice. 3) Your phone number 4) The address you would like the Proof of Publication to be mailed to. You may submit this information via mail, fax or by coming into our office. Fax: (415) 621-2016 Address: 135 Mississippi St., San Francisco, CA 94107. Please contact Alex at (415) 487-2517 or Alex@sfbg.com with any questions. Please note: The San Francisco Bay Guardian is only legally authorized to publish legal notices that have been filed in San Francisco. *Rates for specific legal ads may vary based on size of ad.

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Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824
Progressive Opportunities
SERVE YOUR COMMUNITY! Join AMERICORPS! Deepen your understanding of equity and diversity in education. Commit to community development and social change. Learn effective team building and creative problem solving skills. Earn: Full Time - Monthly Living Allowance Of $998, Health Benefits, Child Care, Education Award of $4,725 - Call (510) 992-7894. Part Time - Monthly Living Allowance Of $404, Loan Deferment, Education Award of $1,175 - Call (510) 992-7889. Positions Available: Literacy Tutor/Mentor, Gardener, Environmentalist!
FORESTS FOREVER - Our Mission: To protect and enhance the forests and wildlife habitat of California through educational, legislative, and electoral activities. Second, to recruit, educate and train articulate and effective organizers in the skills needed to convey our position on the state's forests and wildlife habitat to the citizens of California. At 50,000 acres, Jackson State Forest is the largest state forest in all of California. Many people look to this forest for recreation and solitude. Unfortunately, the California Department of Forestry has plans to log about 1000 acres of this forest. In response to this, Forests Forever is urging Gov. Davis and the CA Senate and Assembly to stop the CDF's plans. We are contacting citizens throughout the Bay Area in an effort to spread the word and get them involved in the outcome of Jackson's future. We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $10.90/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.3636 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 973 Market St., Ste. 450, San Francisco, CA 94103. www.forestsforever.org
Work for Peace - Work To Build The Movement Against Bush's Racist Crusade For Global Domination. Diverse, Feminist environment! Opportunities for advancement! F/T - Guaranteed salary, med/dental benefits, paid vacation, paid training. P/T - Evening hours, great for students, paid training, earn up to $13/hr. Call Dolores or Jabir, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org

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Business Opportunities
ESCAPE THE RATRACE!
Be Self-Employed. Mail-order/ Internet. One-on-One Training. Free booklet. 1-888-202-6103. www.123thisreallyworks.com, email: rmconnett@yahoo.com
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** NOW Hiring for 2002/2003. Postal jobs $13.21-$28.16/hour. Full benefits/ paid training/no exp. necessary. Accepting calls 7 days 1-888-359-3590 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)
ADVERTISE to over 5 million Californians with a statewide classified ad in 191 newspapers. $450 for 25 words. Regions available. FREE information package: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVER - OWNER OPERATORS. Dedicated runs on I-5. Great money and miles. Fuel surcharge. Base plate program. Lease truck program also available. Call 800-574-5160. (CAL*SCAN)
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)
BARTENDER TRAINEES needed $250 a day potential. Local positions. 1-800-644-0199 (AAN CAN)
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Modeling / Casting Calls
Female Models who Smoke
Needed. Must be able to french inhale, blow smoke rings and have a desire to make top $$. Email smoketime@hotmail.com
General Employment
Publishing
TICKET TO WRITE
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest newsweekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part to the solution.
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-3636 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See display ad in Progressive Opportunities for more info).
Non-Profits
Serve Your Community
Join AmeriCorps! Become an environmentalist, a gardener or literacy tutor/mentor and teach in elementary and middle schools. Full time and Part time position available with salary and benefits varying. Contact (510) 992-7894 for FT positions and (510) 992-7889 for PT., email: schahal@ebcc-schools.org, chahalsarohini@netscape.net
Activism
CA Peace Action
Work for Peace - Peace Action is hiring both F/T and P/T activists to work to build the movement against Bush's racist crusade for global domination. F/T - guaranteed salary, full benefits. P/T - paid training, up to $13/hr. Call Dolores or Jabir, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad in Progressive Opportunities for details).
Entertainment
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Dancers, Singers, Musicians, Writers, Editors, Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. (415) 381-4275.
Models
Models Wanted
Jean Pierre Models International is now interviewing. Serious Inquiries Only. Call 415-346-7500.

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Chauffeur position available. Limousine company seeks qualified drivers. Call 650-259-7992.
Full-time and Part-time Attendants needed for several parking lots in the downtown area. Must have clean DMV and be able to drive a stick shift. On the job training available. Competitive wage plus benefits. Please apply 9-3 p.m. at 1624 Franklin St. Suite 722, Oakland or call (510) 832-7227.
CAS Systems
Retail
District Manager In-Training
Ready for the next level? Crossroads Trading Co. seeks a seasoned retail manager looking for a new challenge. We are a team-based retailer of fashionable clothing. You have 5 consecutive years of retail store management experience, people-smarts and the desire to make a difference. We offer competitive salary, profit sharing, benefits and room to move. Call (800) 381-9886 or fax (510) 559-9699
Beauty
Hair Stylist
Hair Play is looking for creative talented stylists to contribute to the unique energy and beauty of our busy Noe Valley Salon. We nurture our clients and each other. To see about joining our amazing team please stop by our salon or e-mail us at karen@hairplay.com or fritz@hairplay.com Don't forget your resume! Our address is: 1599 Dolores St. San Francisco, CA 94114 (415) 550-1656
Government
Wildlife/Postal/Firefighters/Police Officers. $40K/year. Paid training. Mon-Fri 9am-10pm/est. 1-800-464-8991 ext. 23. (CAL*SCAN)
Travel
COOL TRAVEL JOB. Entry level positions. 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. TOLL FREE 1-877-646-5050. (CAL*SCAN)
DRIVERS - Exp'd/Inexp'd. Happier Holidays are at Central Refrigerated! Great pay, benefits, lease purchase program. CDL/A w/8 mos. OTR req'd. 800-727-5865. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS/STUDENTS NEEDED immediately. CDL training through USTDS in Rialto, CA. Financing, transportation, housing, and tuition reimbursement available. Call Russ at 1-866-466-3546 for details. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
EXPRESSWAY-STS $1000 sign-on bonus! Teams and Owner Operators needed immediately! Also seeking solo OTR drivers. Teams must have Hazmat Endorsement. CDL-A required. 800-835-9471 (flatbeds), 866-313-0478 (vans). (CAL*SCAN)
General
MOVIE EXTRAS- $100 - $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)
Entertainment
RADIO ANNOUNCER. DJ, News, Sports, Commercials. No experience required. On-the-job-training in local Radio Stations. Part-time, nights, weekends. Free video 1-800-295-4433. (AAN CAN)
General
HOLIDAY SHOPPERS! Check up on stores in your area. Part/Full-time, training, no selling. Call toll-free 1-888-478-1342 ext. 2626. (AAN CAN)
Retail
Love fashion? Join a growing company. Must have superior people skills, self-motivation & energy. Crossroads is hiring FT/PT Floor Sup. and Sales positions for our Market St. location. We offer competitive salary, benefits & terrific discounts. Apply in person at 2231 Market St.
Retail
Assist Mgr.
Do you love fashion and the excitement of a growing company? Join the management team at Crossroad's Market St. location. Crossroads is a team-based retailer of fashionable clothing. You have retail management experience, people smarts, and a fearless attitude. We offer competitive pay, benefits and terrific discounts. Interested? Apply in person at 2231 Market St. or fax: (415) 626-1030.

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Indoor/Outdoor
Electrician
<*C>S.R.Y. ELECTRIC, INC. <*J>
Remodels, New Construction, Phone and Cable, Old Service Upgrade Rewiring. INSURED. Eli C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.
Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furn. & Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs!!! (415) 764-7333.

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Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
Remodeling
Electrician New Wiring & Rewiring. Adding outlets/ switches, changing fixtures & troubleshooting. 415.468.3771, pager (415) 333-4189, 415-333-4189 FREE ESTIMATES!
ELI's HOME IMPROVEMENT
Electrical, Plumbing, Carpentry, Painting, Phone, Tile, more. INSURED - Call Eli, C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.
HANDYMAN SAM
4 years exp. Remodel, electrical, decks, landscaping, painting $25/hr. unlic. Free estimate. References. Call Sam (415) 385-6462

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Landscaping/Lawn Care
Creations Landscaping For all your Gardening needs; automated irrigation * ponds/ waterfalls * building decks/ fences/ retaining walls * yard cleaning * pruning etc. * general maintenance. Free Estimates Call 415.310.4857
Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
STAND-IN BASSIST WANTED - for live gigs. Melodic hard rock. (510) 654-6791
DRUMMERS M/F, good timing, simple. Into: Replacements, Nirvana, pop punk, sarcasm. Showcasing, licensing deal. 510-839-6441 or www.thenonos.com/songs.html
Bands and DJs Looking for a place to play? Call the Rio Saloon. San Bruno (650)222-3266, (650)222-2714.
Double Bassist needed. Singer needed (Sinead/Bjork style.) for Squonk Opera, international touring music/visual theater, "hypnotic, hallucinatory, ingenious." -N.Y. Times. www.squonkopera.org. 412-682-6030 (AAN CAN)
Singer/Guitarist/Songwriter from NYC seeks musicians to start band. Stones, Dylan, J & M Chain, Wilco, Verve, Luna, T-Rex, Stooges. Serious rock and rollers only. Call Stevan 415-867-2447
Fresh, enthusiastic drummers/percussionists, keyboardists, bassists, backing female vocalists and horns wanted for original band. Influences: pop, r&B, latin, alternative, hip hop. Call (510) 219-7060.
New drummer sought for original Pop Rock Band. Dependable with transportation. Call John (415) 896-1773.
The Groove Monster seeks guitarist, drums. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228

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Rehearsal Space
<*C>OAKLAND Rehearsal studios available hourly or monthly. Also mini recording studios for beats/vocals. www.9029studios.com 510.553.9029 <*J>
Music Studio
Music Services
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. 100's of records. Awesome sound system. Now offering recession rates!! House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! E-mail for further info: infinisly@yahoo.com or call (415) 939-4949
Guitar Lessons $30/hr
Guitar teacher with convenient SF location. All levels/styles. Beginners welcome. Call Tyler: (415) 621-5540 or (443) 928-7299
Woo Woo Recording
Analog or digital. (415) 845-7653 www.woowooproductions.com

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Music Equipment for Sale
Alto Saxaphone Yamaha custom, Gold keys and bell, Perfect condition, like new, $2200 o.b.o. John (650) 726-7202
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.
Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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Homes for Sale, SF
HOMES from $10,000 For listing call (800) 719-3001 ex. R399
Homes for Sale, Other
Know all your neighbors. Oak Creek Commons is starting construction on a 36-household cohousing community on 14 wooded acres with year round flowing stream in Paso Robles on the beautiful Central Coast. A few homes are still available. Our neighborhood includes environmentally designed private homes with the benefits of shared land, resources and community activities. Free information meetings every month in the Bay Area. For more info, call 1-800-489-8715 or visit our website at www.OakCreekCommons.org.
BELIZE!-Still have coastal home on 1/3 acre. Fruit, much more. $58,000 OBO (801) 374-8256 http://realestate.escapeartist.com/P-5165
Vintage home circu 1915 Vallejo, Heritage District. Great location! Lg 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, w/guest house, hw floors. 325K Agent 707-319-6223.

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Rural Real Estate
RETIRE IN LOVELOCK, NV! Nice homes on 1-acre lots from $36,900. Quiet settings: Gardening, hunting, fishing. Details: 866-237-6923 (tollfree). www.royceproperties.com Financing available. (CAL*SCAN)
Property for Sale
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)
SO. COLORADO LOG cabin 40 ac. - $89,900. Outstanding Rocky Mtn. views from the deck of this beautiful log cabin, close to 1,000's of BLM rec. land. Enjoy rural living unbelievable prices. Call RCR toll-free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)

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Vacation Property
Lake Tahoe-Georgeous tri-level, fully-furnished condo, indoor spa, raquetball, sleeps 8, ski-bus. Available 12/23-27. $175/night. Call (760)431-2791. email:efitzpatrick@kndinc.com.
Roommate Services
United States Mission
For employable homeless single men and women, 18+. Long term residence and work program, meals included. Call 9am to 5pm M-F. Drug and alcohol free. (415) 824-2709
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)

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Shared Housing, SF
$450+ Roommate Srvc.
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
AGONIZING OVER RENT? Find a Roommate Online! Customized Matching All areas, Ads with pics Chat, Daily Emails, More! www.RoommmateAccess.com Toll Free: 1-866-823-2200
NEED A ROOMMATE ...... FAST?
San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure (415) 397-4008. www.RoommateExpress.com
$680 47th Ave and Balboa. Laundry facilities, shared kitchen and bath, no pets. Near public transportation and stores 415-749-1117.
$700-Share three bedroom Victorian near Silver Av. Large sunny kitchen with hardwood floors, dishwasher,laundry, deck and beautiful garden. Utilities included. Near Muni (415)822-6463
$1800 Noe Valley - Utilities not included 30+ woman to share same. You: communicative, friendly, independent. Washer/Dryer, no smokers, pets. Available December 9th. Contact noevalleyflat@hotmail.com
$675 Lower Pacific Heights - Titanic, vibrant virtuoso lady musician seeking a knight to nurture a common brilliant artistic.sunny. 30+. 415-775-9607.
$600 GG PARK - Sunny lrg room with view of GG Park. Walk-in closets, furnished, cable. (415) 221-2308 or (415) 305-5357
$300 Divisadero No deposit, Avail. Dec. 1, Female only. 1 Bdrm to share with female. 415-867-3207 Olga.
$675 OUTER RICHMOND - Modern spacious 3 BR 2 BA flat. Yard, washer/dryer, close to transport. Fireplace, Available Now! (415) 876-0440
$875-Lower Haight. Long-term or short-term. Large room available in 3-bedroom flat.Share with SF and GM, 40+. Near several MUNI lines. Available 12/1. Call 415-864-6946.
$800 Noe Valley 30+ woman looking for share with same. You: friendly, independent. No smokers, pets. Avail. Dec. 9 noevalleyflat@hotmail.com
$650-Bernal Heights. Precita and Folsom. Across from Precita Park. Non-smoking gay female to share with 42 year old gay female. Washer and dryer in unit. Back patio. Available Jan 1, 2003. Call 415-647-5548.
$600, Outer Mission - Furnished or Unfurnished, W/D, Near BART, Garage is extra. Female only please. (415) 337-7731.
$700 RUSSIAN HILL Seeking M/F to share quiet 3BR/1BA flat with two clean, sociable males. Roofdeck, views; fantastic Russian Hill location! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$635 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (Church St. @ 19th St.) to share with a 30yo Gay Male. (#35460) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863.7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$650 PRESIDIO - (6th Ave. @ Lake) to share with a 35yo Straight Male. W/D, Fireplace, HW Floors, Great neighborhood, easy access to transportation and shops. (#35471) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863.7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$800 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (17th St. @ Market St.) to share with a 24yo Straight Female. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, Deck, HW Floors in a beautifully refurbished apartment with mellow roomie. (#35475) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863.7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$875 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - (Clay @ Lyon) to share with a 35yo Straight Female and 3 others. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, Fireplace, Yard, and HW Floors. There are two rooms available and two current roommates. We are professionals, 28 and 35, nice, clean and respectful. We travel a bit and are frequently gone on weekends. The flat is great and all rooms are very seperate. (#35485) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863.7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$900 NOE VALLEY - (24th St. @ Church St.) to share with a 29yo Straight Female. Features: Dishwasher, W/D and HW Floors. Room available immediately. (#35467) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863.7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$900 TWIN PEAKS - (Prego Ter. @ Burnett) to share with a 35yo Straight Female. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, and Deck. Small pets might be all right. Street parking is pretty easy to find. (#35489) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863.7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.

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Shared Housing, East Bay
$500+ Sublets & Roommates
www.Sublet.com Short and long term: Owners Direct! 1-877-FOR-RENT. NO Brokers Fee! Furnished and Unfurnished.
Oakland Share. Safe neighborhood. Seeking nonsmoking female to share with male/female. Pets. Rent negotiable for excellent PC skills. (510) 655-8034.
Shared Housing, Other
$550-Martinez, 2Bdr. Housemate needed, cabin living. Share with bus driver/CMT. No pets. Available Dec. 1. Call 925-370-9631.
Sublets
$850+ Apt's & Sublets
1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. All Areas, Browse/ List Free. www.TheSublet.com (201) 265-7900
$450+ Roommate Srvc.
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$1100 NOE VALLEY- 1 bedroom apt. avail. Dec. 15th for one person, view, sunny, fireplace, washer/dryer, easy street parking, near transportation. Sublet 7 months. Preferably a female, professional, fully-employed references, non-smoker, no pets, no drugs. (415) 505-7174
650/400 Nob Hill Sublet-Leavenworth/ California. Shared kitchen bath. No pets/ drugs/alcohol. Available Dec. 5. Leave message (415) 567-3040. Evenings (707) 253-7159.

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Rental Services
SUBLET & ROOMMATE SERVICE. List a Sublet for FREE! Or Find a Sublet. www.Sublet.com, Long & Short term rentals for all US cities!! 1-877-FOR-RENT.
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
Rent Tech Rentals and Roommates. MORE SF LISTINGS THAN ANYONE! (Based on a website search of available SF rentals on Nov. 5, 2002). MORE than Metro-Rent*, MORE than Bay Rentals*, MORE than The Chronicle*, MORE than RentalGuide.com*, MORE than SF4RENT*. Metro-Rent, Bay Rentals, The Chronicle, SF4RENT and RentalGuide.com are all trademarks and service marks of their respective comanies. Rent Tech Rentals and Roommates - 4054 18th St. at Hartford - 415.863.RENT. www.renttech.com.
Rental Housing, SF
$850+ Apt's & Sublets
1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. All Areas, Browse/ List Free. www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$2150 Outer Richmond 3 bdrm, 2 ba. Bright, spacious top flat. View, yard, w/d, prkng, marble fireplace, huge living area, cats ok. 415-876-0440
$1590 MOUNTAIN VIEW - 2BR, 2BA, GARAGE, DEN, FIREPLACE, YARD - 235 EASCUELA AVE., (650) 369-8044. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$1550 HAIGHT ST.- LARGE 1BR, HW FLOORS, NEW PAINT, YARD, STORAGE, PARTIAL UTILITIES PAID. - 636 CLAYTON, (415) 229-8920. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$975 EXCELSIOR - STUDIO. GARAGE, YARD, LOWER UNIT, MONTH-TO-MONTH OK. - 838 PERU ST., (415) 468-3498. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$1850 SUNSET - 2BR, FENCED YARD, PATIO, HW FLOORS, FIREPLACE, DISHWASHER. - 1219 43rd Ave. (650) 994-5290. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$2675 POTRERO HILL - 2BR, W/D, FENCED YARD, VIEW, HW FLOORS. - 414 TEXAS ST. (415) 282-4027. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$2100 VISITACION VALLEY - 3BR, 2BA, GARAGE, HW FLOORS, VIEW, NEAR SCHOOL. - 938 SOMERSET. (415) 467-4967. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$950 MARINA Studio apartment with eat-in kitchen, walk-in closet near great shopping, restaurants, public transportation. Heat, water, garbage paid; cats okay! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1250 LOWER PAC HTS Sunny, quiet, secure 1BR/1BA with new kitchen, DW, W/D, yard. Cats negotiable. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1400 COLE VALLEY Sunny1BR/1BA in beautiful Victorian with breakfast bar, walk-in closet, formal dining room, DW, fireplace, city views. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2100 NORTH BEACH Corner unit 2BR/1BA with hardwood floors, W/D. Great Washington Square location; pets negotiable. Garaged parking included! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2150 PAC HTS Sunny, quiet 2BR/2BA in charming, 3-unit building with DW, W/D, storage. Pets negotiable. Steps away from Fillmore St shops and restaurants. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2500 NOE VALLEY 3BR/2.5BA flat with DW, W/D, fireplace, yard. Pets negotiable! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$950 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - Studio. Cat Ok. (#77850) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1950 NOE VALLEY - 2BR 1BA. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: Garage, W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, HW Floors and Garden. (#77782) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1650 RUSSIAN HILL - 2BR 1BA. Flat Features: Parking, Fireplace, Dishwasher, Disposal, and HW Floors. (#77789) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1150 NOE VALLEY - 1BR 1BA. Cat Ok. Cottage with yard. (#77800) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1975 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - 2BR 2BA. Apartment Features: Garage, Fireplace, W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, Deck and View. (#77802) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1995 COLE VALLEY - 2BR 1BA. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, and HW Floors. (#77811) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1995 POTRERO HILL - 2BR 1BA. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: Parking, W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, HW Floors, Yard, Deck, Garden and View. (#77822) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1950 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - 2BR 1BA. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: Fireplace, HW Floors and Yard. (#77824) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!

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Rental Housing, East Bay
$450 Apt. & Sublet Service
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
SEARS LOFTS
Live/work LOFTS and STUDIOS, 27th at Telegraph in Oakland. Open-air atrium and laundry facilities. Some units with patios, views and W/D hookups. Gated parking. (510) 238-8300, www.madisonparkreit.com.
$1550 Oakland. Musicians leaving rehearsal space. 1250 sq. ft. Fully converted warehouse with private bathroom, living room area, food kitchen. 2 bedrooms, each w/private entrances. Soundproof rehearsal space. Off street parking. South of Fruitvale. Tom Solveson (209) 815-8650 or 1-800-830-9470.

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Live/Work Space
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 1900 square feet $1900/month. (510) 536-9828.
Commercial Rentals
Desk Space $400 - Desk space in Jackson Square gallery. Come by www.canessa.org and see in person. Leave note for Zach if you like. (415) 296-9029
West Oakland, 1000 sq. feet, 10 foot ceiling, secure, alarm, 5x7 ft door, fenced and gated outside storage 1600 sq. ft. $800, available Jan. 1 2003. 925-755-4940.
Art Studios-metal or ceramic
Sculpture studios for metal or ceramic work. Part of the artist community at Hunters Point Shipyard. No live-ins. 822-9675
LOWER HAIGHT - Excellent retail opportunity with tons of space on a popular street corner in SF (Haight/Steiner). Floor to ceiling windows, 14-ft. ceilings, loads of foot traffic. Call for info: (415) 864-8309

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Travel Services
Frequent Flyer Miles
Buy/Sell. Top Dollar paid for airline miles. Upgrade, bumped tickets-etc. Call Toll Free 1-866-684-2300.
STA TRAVEL
Its your trip, take it!! Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
Yankee Clipper Travel
1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
LATINDISCOUNTERS
LOWEST FARES TO EUROPE, MEXICO, CENTRAL AND SOUTHAMERICA FROM ANYWHERE IN US. CALL US OR BOOK ONLINE. WWW.LATINDISCOUNTERS.COM (415) 467-9130 OR 1-877-426-8676

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